What is your super power?

[techs]

Everyone does something extraordinarily well. For me, its tossing things into the garbage from great distances.

So, what is your super power?

 

[Newell Steamer]

I remember every detail of a movie, the 1st time I see it. Even some of the lines, word for word.

 

[mnewsham]

useless: 1g rip without coughing.

useful: I'm a surprisingly good foil fencer. Not sure what it is but I do exceptionally well against many D & E rated foilists even though I have yet to actually compete for my own national rating.

 

[Jeeebus]

something I do furiously.

 

[lxskllr]

Useless - the drinking game quarters. After a couple bounces to get a feel for the table, I don't miss.

Useful - Making stuff from nothing. It might not be pretty or durable, but my creations will get you out of a tough situation, and keep things going until they can be properly fixed.

 

[poofyhairguy]

I can name all the presidents by last name in order without cheating.

 

[Geosurface]

Wordplay.

My mind seems to be extraordinarily well suited to rhymes, puns, and absurd turns of phrase.

 

[Tim]

Useless: I scored 353 on Flappy Bird.

Useful: I've been pulled over at least a dozen times in my 15 years of driving, and have been able to successfully navigate myself out of any type of ticket every single time.

 

[IronWing]

I can rhyme purple.

 

[z1ggy]

I'm very good at surfing the web at work, but looking like I'm doing something productive.

 

[IronWing]

I can talk on my cellphone in a movie theater without anyone noticing.

 

[feralkid]

Can cause confusion and stupidity over short distances.


Oh wait, that's pot.

 

[monkeydelmagico]

I'm a www.fastestclapper.com

I prefer to use it on the ladies but if I'm alone......

 

[BoomerD]

I can clear a national park...or two smaller states.

 

[smackababy]

I can drink... a lot.

 

[rudeguy]

I can figure out very complex problems very quickly.

But I can also mess up very simple problems by missing simple steps.

Basically...Rainman can eat my ass. I'm the best!

 

[alkemyst]

I am a MILF Whisperer.

 

[IronWing]

I sense when someone is about to exit the freeway and slow down a half mile before the exit.

 

[poofyhairguy]

I am a MILF Whisperer.

Complete with accessories!

 

[nickbits]

avoiding human contact

 

[Sho'Nuff]

something I do furiously.

Yell at traffic? Or are you referring to something you do while furiously yelling at traffic?

As for me, I can throw small round objects very hard and with extreme accuracy.

 

[techs]

I'm a www.fastestclapper.com

I prefer to use it on the ladies but if I'm alone......

Do you have the Clapper?

 

[Cheesemoo]

If I concentrate hard enough and its quite enough I can light a match without touching it.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Bullshit detector.

 

[Sho'Nuff]

Wordplay.

My mind seems to be extraordinarily well suited to rhymes, puns, and absurd turns of phrase.

I forgot one of my superpowers . . . my mind is well suited to cooking with thyme, buns, and with good use of sage.