My multiple personalities often find themselves at odds with each other and clash on this message board. Sometimes the gregarious side takes over and attemps to enlighten the world with the fantasticness that is Emperor Penguins, and on rare occasion, my reasonable, logical side manifests itself. This is not one of those times, because I'm feeling the need to...oh no here it comes...
The penguin situation originated with the moving of tectonic plates. Antarctica was once a lush, tropical continent. Upon it's arrival at the south pole of the Earth, life slowly moved away. Except the penguins. They stayed. They prevailed. They are l337er than the rest of us. Once upon a time, there was an iceberg. And there was a penguin. And when God created Adam on the sixth day, he was pleased. But then he realized he would need to create a superior creature elsewhere on earth if man were to ever become corrupt with power and need gangsta retaliation. The penguins are biding their time, gentlemen. We can only wait. And pray...to the pagan gods of the South Pole.
btw the poll lacks the option of "Passive Overlord," which I clearly am due to my mastery of all things sheeptastic.