What is your prediction on the Winona Ryder Case ?

MichaelD

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Do you mean to tell me that this case is STILL open? Sheeeeet. Last time I paid it any mind was the first day of her trial where she showed up in that black see-thru outfit. God, she's fine. <--that's what she's hoping the male jurors will think. :D

She's a thieving bitch...but God, she's fine. She has more money in her ashtray than I'll ever see in my life and she STOLE that stuff....but, God, she's fine.

She'll walk w/a $2,544.67 fine and 1 hour of community service. Why? B/C God, she's fine.
 

CPA

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She should be found guilty based on the evidence that has been published, but because half of the jury are hollywood insiders and elite, she will walk with ease.
 

MichaelD

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Originally posted by: CPA
She should be found guilty based on the evidence that has been published, but because half of the jury are hollywood insiders and elite, she will walk with ease.

Heh, the fact that it turned out to be a loaded jury surprised nobody.
 

Moonbeam

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The only people who get convicted of shoplifting are people who need what they steal. People like that are legion and need a lesson. People who steal for thrills are respected. They are just testing their metal. It's part of character development.
 

MichaelD

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Originally posted by: Moonbeam
The only people who get convicted of shoplifting are people who need what they steal. People like that are legion and need a lesson. People who steal for thrills are respected. They are just testing their metal. It's part of character development.

Oh boy; that's going to generate some snide comments. I'd love to oblige, but I'm too tired to do Battle with the Wits right now....*yawns and stretches*
 

XMan

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One of the jurors will stand up and yell "St@b her!" as the verdict is read.
 

SUBxWRX

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She may not be innocent, but I'd hit it. Innocent women are hotter though. Iwana Rideher.
 

Moonbeam

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Some of you asswipes are truly disgusting little pigs.

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Quote: Fine? She is DAMN FINE. I'd screw her until her eyesockets bleed.
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Since what you have for a sex organ is onion breath, I wouldn't be surprised.

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Quote: I'd pay good money to see that!!!
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What's that lunch money your Mommy gave you?
 

olds

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Just announced she's guilty of a couple of the charges.
 

Atrail

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I wonder now if she will appeal. If the punishment is just community service and I a fine, I don't think she'll appeal it. She would not want to go through the media circus and waste her time in court again. Especially when you could be making millions acting... Have to wait and see!
 

CraigRT

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People think she's DAMN FINE?

I dunno about that... looks like an average woman to me.. :p

she's not uglAY though.
 

kt

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Originally posted by: Yield
People think she's DAMN FINE?

I dunno about that... looks like an average woman to me.. :p

she's not uglAY though.

She's not DAMN fine, but she still fine. Average? No.. not unless you live in a country infested with beautiful looking women.
 

N8Magic

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Even though she's guilty, I doubt she'll do any jail time. :(

I know if *I* (with a sparkling record) walked in to Saks and stole 5 grand worth of stuff, i'd be seeing jail time. :|
 

illusion88

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She wont serve. She will get a big fine, and the some kind of community service thing that she would have to do.
 

CraigRT

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she's definitely not ugly no.. but i really don't think she's that attractive.. meh

she's a total retard though for pulling this...

i like the image... LOL!