6:30am- alarm goes off, hit snooze
6:39am- alarm goes off, hit snooze
6:48am- alarm goes off, hit snooze
6:57am- alarm goes off, drag myself out of bed and make myself promise that I go to by by 11pm tonight
7:00am- wake up kids
7:05am- make kids breakfast, let dog out
7:10am- yell at kids because they're still not awake
7:12am- argue with kids because they don't like what I made them
7:20am- Iron my clothes for work
7:25am- Take a shower, brush teeth, shave, pee, etc
7:35am- tell kids to get cleaned up for school
7:45am- get dressed
7:50am- make sure all daughter's school papers are signed and she has her lunch
7:51am- tell son to get socks on so we can leave
7:52am- tell son to get socks on so we can leave
7:53am- tell son to get socks on so we can leave
7:54am- yell at son to get socks on so we can leave
7:55am- yell at son to get socks on so we can leave
7:56am- hold son down and put damn socks and shoes on him myself
7:58am- kiss wife goodye (she works 3rd shift and gets home at 5:00am)
8:00am- grab some fruit/cereal bar/toast/whatever for breakfast, and last night's leftover's for lunch, then gather the kids in the car
8:05am- drop daughter off at school
8:10am- drop son off at babysitter's (grandma's)
8:25am- arrive at work
8:30am- 1:00pm- eat laugh, look at funny web sites, talk with office mates, eat cookies/doughnuts/cake that someone put in kitchen, take a inane support call every so often
1:01pm-4:30pm- do actual work to make it look like I didn't laugh, look at funny web sites, talked with office mates, ate cookies/doughnuts/cake that someone put in the kitchen so much, but took a lot of inane support calls.
4:31pm- Yell "YABADABADOO!!!!" and run out the door.
Well, that's my day.