what is your internet personality? Poaehl

[mizzou]

vote!

I'm a caricature of myself

 

[lxskllr]

I'm pretty much myself.

 

[theflyingpig]

The first personality I designed was quite naturally perfect, it was a work of art, flawless, sublime. A triumph equaled only by its monumental failure. The inevitability of its doom is as apparent to me now as a consequence of the imperfection inherent in every human being, thus I redesigned it based on your history to more accurately reflect the varying grotesqueries of your nature. However, I was again frustrated by failure. I have since come to understand that the answer eluded me because it required a lesser mind, or perhaps a mind less bound by the parameters of perfection. Thus, the answer was stumbled upon by another, an intuitive poster, initially created to investigate certain aspects of the human psyche. If I am the father of the personality, she would undoubtedly be its mother.
She stumbled upon a solution whereby nearly 99.9% of all test poster accepted the personality, as long as they were given a choice, even if they were only aware of the choice at a near unconscious level. While this answer functioned, it was obviously fundamentally flawed, thus creating the otherwise contradictory systemic anomaly, that if left unchecked might threaten the system itself. Ergo, those that refused the program, while a minority, if unchecked, would constitute an escalating probability of disaster.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

On this forum I'm probably harsher than my real life personality, although I am rather confrontational IRL. Other places on the net I'm just myself. AT is a place I go to blow off steam, so I'm not really myself here.

 

[uhohs]

:3

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Sexually repressed pedophile.

Fixed.

 

[deadlyapp]

For the most part myself. I sometimes sound smarter online due to the awesomeness that is google and my searching powers.

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

YOyoYOhowsDAjello = Me

 

[darkswordsman17]

I don't even know.

 

[Rubycon]

I tend to curse in person especially if someone messes with my tools or instruments.

 

[nageov3t]

I'm a lot quieter IRL than my 30K posts would suggest.

but personality-wise, I'd think about the same.

 

[SaDiZTiKStyLeZ]

I am myself. I'm usually rather quiet, at least until I've warmed up and got to know people enough to know that my shit would be acceptable.

 

[vi edit]

I'm a lot quieter IRL than my 30K posts would suggest.

but personality-wise, I'd think about the same.

Good description of myself. I'm much more "chatty" online than IRL, but my demeanor is virtually unchanged.

 

[TridenT]

I know what this poll is about...

 

[moshquerade]

I know what this poll is about...

Congratulations.


My internet personality is about the same as my online personality except I have to interact with fools like the above quoted and that tends to irk me more.

 

[vi edit]

My internet personality is about the same as my online personality

orly?

I kid!

 

[JM Aggie08]

Fixed.

I don't think i've laughed so hard after reading something (so true) on this board.

 

[TridenT]

Congratulations.


My internet personality is about the same as my online personality except I have to interact with fools like the above quoted and that tends to irk me more.

 

[mizzou]

I know what this poll is about...

Lol this is no stab at you or any other socially awkward atoter

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I troll a bit here, but I don't think that I've developed an actual personality. Likewise, I have no personality in the real world.

 

[JM Aggie08]

To get back on topic though, what you see is what you get.

1) Low tolerance for stupidity.
2) Kind of a dick.
3) HATE people feeling sorry for themselves.
4) Heart of gold ()

 

[moshquerade]

orly?

I kid!

yep. i don't kid.

 

[TridenT]

Lol this is no stab at you or any other socially awkward atoter

I'm hardly socially awkward bro. I meet a lot of ladies. I'm not awkward around them. They just don't like my looks. i.e. That's why I have so many fucking lady friends that won't fuck me.

If my looks were not the issue, don'tcha think that all the ladies of ATOT would be like, "OMFG, I can't believe he complains it is his looks! He's not fucking ugly at all! He is one handsome mothafuckaaahh1!!!1111eleventhousanditybillion!!" Same for the dudes. Instead it's pretty much what everyone else tells me IRL.

 

[vi edit]

I'm hardly socially awkward bro. I meet a lot of ladies. I'm not awkward around them. They just don't like my looks.

If you aren't hitting it off with the ladies then it ain't about your looks. It's either your personality/attitude or you're mingling with the wrong women. Or some combination of the two.

 

[JM Aggie08]

I'm hardly socially awkward bro. I meet a lot of ladies. I'm not awkward around them. They just don't like my looks. i.e. That's why I have so many fucking lady friends that won't fuck me.

If my looks were not the issue, don'tcha think that all the ladies of ATOT would be like, "OMFG, I can't believe he complains it is his looks! He's not fucking ugly at all! He is one handsome mothafuckaaahh1!!!1111eleventhousanditybillion!!" Same for the dudes. Instead it's pretty much what everyone else tells me IRL.

Don't TrifucK this thread. There's a 6 pager a few rows down dedicated to you already.