Good God, People! This thread is really under the guise of "Who are the old farts here?"
For those of you who declared the hair, bubblegum metal bands, there are weekly mental health meetings to help you. (

I'll be there too. I'm the guy with the black leather jacket and black T-shirt from the '88 Cinderella, Winger, Slaughter Tour.)
I'm gonna have to go with Def Leppard, GnR, John Cougar, and don't forget Prince.