What is your favorite Anti-Obama Outrage?

[Siddhartha]

My favorite was:

"WTF!!! OBAMA ADDRESSING OUR SCHOOL CHILDREN IS REALLY A PLOT TO BRAIN WASH THE KIDS WITH HIS COMMIE PINKO SOCIALISM!!!

But the
"OMFG!!! OBAMA IS GOING TO OUTLAW FISHING!!! is now my favorite anti-Obama outrage.

What is your favorite?

 

[Orignal Earl]

I will think about this as I enjoy my tutti-fruittie cappathingie enjoying the sea-breeze, filling out my dance card on the ski slopes

 

[Moonbeam]

My favorite was:

"WTF!!! OBAMA ADDRESSING OUR SCHOOL CHILDREN IS REALLY A PLOT TO BRAIN WASH THE KIDS WITH HIS COMMIE PINKO SOCIALISM!!!

But the
"OMFG!!! OBAMA IS GOING TO OUTLAW FISHING!!! is now my favorite anti-Obama outrage.

What is your favorite?

I swallowed the fishing one hook line and sinker. I've been stabbing the back of my hand with an ice pick since it was first posted. I went in the living room and killed my goldfish.

 

[Fern]

My favorite was:

"WTF!!! OBAMA ADDRESSING OUR SCHOOL CHILDREN IS REALLY A PLOT TO BRAIN WASH THE KIDS WITH HIS COMMIE PINKO SOCIALISM!!!

But the
"OMFG!!! OBAMA IS GOING TO OUTLAW FISHING!!! is now my favorite anti-Obama outrage.

What is your favorite?

I can't believe you left the whole 'birth certificate/citizenship' thingy off your list.

Fern

 

[Siddhartha]

Granny killing death panels was a good one too.

 

[bfdd]

My favorite is the he's not a citizen one. Sure I can see where the argument could be made... but really? I mean really? You don't think ANYONE else has looked into that ever before? Really?

 

[PJABBER]

I have to think hard about this one.

First, it is properly an OT topic.

Second, it has got to be the Beer Summit.

Think about it. Two pseudo-intellectuals, a non-intellectual and a cop sit down to have a beer. They all know it is a farce, but the beer is free, so why not?

The Secret Service made sure nothing got too out of hand, but the conversation went something like this -

Obama (to Crowley): Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?

Biden: Are you joking? Is this a joke?

Gates: I am writing a book. So far I've got the page numbers done.

Biden: I wrote a song but I can't read music. Every time I hear a new song on the radio I think, "Hey, maybe I wrote that."

Crowley: I like to reminisce with people I don't know.

Obama: Tell a joke once, you’re a wit. Tell the same joke twice, you’re a half-wit.

Crowley: Geometric progression?

Biden: Is that a real question?

 

[Siddhartha]

I can't believe you left the whole 'birth certificate/citizenship' thingy off your list.

Fern

We all have our favorites.

 

[Siddhartha]

I have to think hard about this one.

First, it is properly an OT topic.

Second, it has got to be the Beer Summit.

Think about it. Two pseudo-intellectuals, a non-intellectual and a cop sit down to have a beer. They all know it is a farce, but the beer is free, so why not?

The Secret Service made sure nothing got too out of hand, but the conversation went something like this -

Obama (to Crowley): Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?

Biden: Are you joking? Is this a joke?

Gates: I am writing a book. So far I've got the page numbers done.

Biden: I wrote a song but I can't read music. Every time I hear a new song on the radio I think, "Hey, maybe I wrote that."

Crowley: I like to reminisce with people I don't know.

Obama: Tell a joke once, you’re a wit. Tell the same joke twice, you’re a half-wit.

Crowley: Geometric progression?

Biden: Is that a real question?

I did not know people were outraged about that.

 

[blackangst1]

I swallowed the fishing one hook line and sinker. I've been stabbing the back of my hand with an ice pick since it was first posted. I went in the living room and killed my goldfish.

Misdirected hate. Perhaps you need a refresher of what you've told us forever: we hate OURSELVES, not our fish

I kid.

 

[Gonad the Barbarian]

I did not know people were outraged about that.

You give people too little credit. Remember the outrage from Obama saying not to gamble away your kid's college fund in Las Vegas?

 

[UberNeuman]

oooh! oooh! Can I play?

My favorite in two words: Fancy Mustard.

 

[Siddhartha]

oooh! oooh! Can I play?

My favorite in two words: Fancy Mustard.

I missed that one. People got pissed off about mustard? Wow!

 

[werepossum]

I missed that one. People got pissed off about mustard? Wow!

I too missed that one. My favorite is the birth certificate. It's pretty apparent to me that the guy is a citizen, even though someone here posted some very interesting things about traveling on another country's passport. (Not sure how it can be right since some people hold dual citizenship, but it was interesting.) And it's blindingly apparent that the issue is now a moot point; no major party nominee is going to be set aside, much less a sitting president, and MUCH more less the first black president.

 

[heyheybooboo]

I think my fav was the faux outrage generated over the woman who claimed Black Panther Obama supporters mugged her and 'carved' the 'B' on her face.

When it was pointed out it was more like a scratch, and that the 'B' had been 'carved' backward (like she had done it herself in a mirror) the Fail became even greater when the Con Noise Machine then claimed she was an Obama plant.

And subsequently it was pointed out to the outraged Cons that her MySpace page revealed she was a long-time member of the Young Rethugs, a McCain supporter and had posted, "Lying is better than sex." on her page.

It still cracks me up ....




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[heyheybooboo]

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[ProfJohn]

I missed that one. People got pissed off about mustard? Wow!

He was on camera doing some public appearance thing and was ordering lunch at some 'typical' home town type restaurant and asked for dijon mustard (or something similar) and a few people on TV made a joke out of it and then it blew up into this big non-event.

Especially since they weren't really serious when they went after Obama for his choice of mustard, they were actually making a joke about how uptight some people are about Obama.

 

[sandorski]

Obama kills a Fly
FEMA Camps
"Obama's" Deficit/Economy(before Inauguration and after)
Cash for Clunkers--Waste of Money
Cash for Clunkers---Failure
Cash for Clunkers---Not enough Money
Obama criticizes Politicians and SC during SotU speech
Socialism!

 

[Siddhartha]

Obama bowing to a foreign head of state.

 

[Atreus21]

Wasn't there uproar recently when it was discovered that Obama drinks and smokes?

The horror. I wholeheartedly support the man with the most annoying job on the planet to get completely slammed.

 

[rudder]

When the commander-in-chief bucked protocol and tried to shake the hand of the Marine who was saluting him as he boarded Marine 1. Why the outrage? Should we really expect the commander-in-chief to understand military protocol?

I also like the outrage over him giving the British prime minister some region coded dvd's when he received a pen holder made out wood from a historic ship. I got sick of all the people picking on obama for his ignorance and lack of diplomacy.

And why would people pick on obama's wife? So what if she lacks decorum and wears a bright blue dress and go go boots to a somber memorial day ceremony. People should look at what they wear themselves first.

Bunch of racist douchebags.

 

[cganesh75]

my favorite is when some idiot called him an "indonesian muslim"

 

[DesiPower]

OMFG!! Obama is distributing free koolaid to AT senior members...

 

[kage69]

I thought the speaking to students one was pretty hilarious. The Kenyan birth one was funny too, especially seeing as how the birthers were pushing for Panama-born McCain. Hilarity mixed with hypocrisy, gotta love it!

 

[NoQuarter]

Terrorist fist bump..