What is your dream job?

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I have recently been pondering the idea of my perfect job - the job that, other things being equal, I would most like to have.

Although it would be a drastic transformation (I am currently a criminal defense attorney), I think my ideal job would be to replace Dario Benuzzi as Ferrari's head test driver.

What is yours?
 

SunnyD

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Chairman, CEO and Owner of Microsoft.

I'd love to be able to be the only one to flip off major governments and ignore their antitrust laws and shrug off billion dollar actions. Not to mention I'd have a riced XBOX and all the cool games before they were even on the market... IN MY OFFICE!!!
 

Lager

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Become Peter North, a multi-millionaire who gets paid to sleep with beautiful ladies. He also isn't fat or disgusting looking.
 

Gyrene

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Originally posted by: coldcut
Become Peter North, a multi-millionaire who gets paid to sleep with beautiful ladies. He also isn't fat or disgusting looking.

He also did countless Gay films.
As for me, I'd like to, one day, teach a class full of kids who actually want to learn.
 

Lager

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Originally posted by: dtyn
Originally posted by: coldcut
Become Peter North, a multi-millionaire who gets paid to sleep with beautiful ladies. He also isn't fat or disgusting looking.

He also did countless Gay films.
As for me, I'd like to, one day, teach a class full of kids who actually want to learn.

?? The man is straight. I don't believe you.
 

MacBaine

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Originally posted by: coldcut
Originally posted by: dtyn
Originally posted by: coldcut
Become Peter North, a multi-millionaire who gets paid to sleep with beautiful ladies. He also isn't fat or disgusting looking.

He also did countless Gay films.
As for me, I'd like to, one day, teach a class full of kids who actually want to learn.

?? The man is straight. I don't believe you.

If you're in the porn industry, chances are you aren't 100% straight...
 

rh71

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Web operations for the Washington Capitals. Or even stick boy.
 

Gyrene

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Originally posted by: coldcut
Originally posted by: dtyn
Originally posted by: coldcut
Become Peter North, a multi-millionaire who gets paid to sleep with beautiful ladies. He also isn't fat or disgusting looking.

He also did countless Gay films.
As for me, I'd like to, one day, teach a class full of kids who actually want to learn.

?? The man is straight. I don't believe you.

That's fine. If you really want to check it out, look up the name Matt Ramsey, which is the name he used when he appeared in them. Just run it through Google.
 

bradruth

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The current (loose) plan is...

Reserve Officer ('til I finish college) ----> Patrol Officer -----> Detective -----> Federal Agent -----> CIA after I can't do the physical end anymore

unless the Detective work is REALLY good and/or I'm settled down with a family, then...

Reserve Officer ('til I finish college) ----> Patrol Officer -----> Detective -----> Detective Sergeant or Above
 

steveeast112

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Originally posted by: dtyn
Originally posted by: coldcut
Originally posted by: dtyn
Originally posted by: coldcut
Become Peter North, a multi-millionaire who gets paid to sleep with beautiful ladies. He also isn't fat or disgusting looking.

He also did countless Gay films.
As for me, I'd like to, one day, teach a class full of kids who actually want to learn.

?? The man is straight. I don't believe you.

That's fine. If you really want to check it out, look up the name Matt Ramsey, which is the name he used when he appeared in them. Just run it through Google.

And you know this how?
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Gyrene

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Originally posted by: steveeast112

And you know this how?
rolleye.gif

Of course, because I'm a homosexual, and I own all of his videos.
rolleye.gif

It was posted on the boards a few weeks ago in another thread.
 

Gunbuster

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Couple hundred mill in the bank living off the interest.

Traveling the world.
 

Rickten

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pro snowboarder. Getting paid to constantly travel the world looking for snow and riding awesome terrain. mmmmmmmmmm, powder.

rally car driver would be right up there close to pro snowboarder.