What is your best slang saying for "i have to take a dump!"

[Chunkee]

How about....The turtle is peeking.

 

[orakle]

i gotta drop off some kids at the pool

 

[Chunkee]

Originally posted by: orakle22
i gotta drop off some kids at the pool

LOL

 

[Garet Jax]

Steamer through the hoop.

 

[Rufio]

take the Browns to the superbowl

drop the kids off at the pool.

i gotta take a huge SH!T

 

[ggavinmoss]

I gotta boom boom.

 

[LeetViet]

I must negotiate the release of chocolate hostages

 

[Chunkee]

how bout

"I'm touching cotton, time to go!"

 

[CPA]

Im going to the library (should have reading material in your hand when you say it).

 

[rudder]

I've got to get this baby in the toilet before the john gets locked.

 

[Gurck]

"Going to try & get a few good drops in the throne room" (it's an mmorpg thing)

 

[Homerboy]

Originally posted by: Rufio
take the Browns to the superbowl

this one had me LOLing
My lord thats good.

 

[Hankerton]

lol, This thread reminds me of all the sayings there are for "choking the chicken"

Those are a lot funnier, i.e:
Shakin the dew off the lily
Floggin the dolphin
Sayin hi to my little monster

Please continue if you so choose.

 

[glen]

Root for Duke

 

[Mr N8]

Taking a crunch
Visiting my Chinese friend
Test the plumbing
Drop a bomb


Rufio - That's great! :laugh:

 

[Gurck]

Originally posted by: Hankerton
lol, This thread reminds me of all the sayings there are for "choking the chicken"

Those are a lot funnier, i.e:
Shakin the dew off the lily
Floggin the dolphin
Sayin hi to my little monster

Please continue if you so choose.

Operating the one-eyed yogurt slinger
Slap-boxing the one-eyed champ

 

[Demon-Xanth]

"I've got to take a load off my mind."
"I need to make a deposit."
"The porcline god demands a sacrifice."
"I need to go violate some ICBM treaties."

 

[Hankerton]

Originally posted by: Gurck

Originally posted by: Hankerton
lol, This thread reminds me of all the sayings there are for "choking the chicken"

Those are a lot funnier, i.e:
Shakin the dew off the lily
Floggin the dolphin
Sayin hi to my little monster

Please continue if you so choose.

Operating the one-eyed yogurt slinger
Slap-boxing the one-eyed champ

ROFL!!! Never heard those before.
:laugh:

 

[imported_Phil]

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
"I've got to take a load off my mind."
"I need to make a deposit."
"The porcline god demands a sacrifice."
"I need to go violate some ICBM treaties."

Those two are fuggin' hilarious

 

[Gurck]

Originally posted by: DopeFiend

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
"I've got to take a load off my mind."
"I need to make a deposit."
"The porcline god demands a sacrifice."
"I need to go violate some ICBM treaties."

Those two are fuggin' hilarious

:laugh:

 

[tboo]

Captain (insert your name) is going to launch some food boats
Pinch a loaf
Pinch a duece
Johnny dumper

 

[JSClark]

I gotta visit the home bowl
I gotta drop the Cosby Kids off at the pool

 

[Electric Amish]

Sorry, but I usually don't feel the need to broadcast my visits to the restroom.

 

[Ant001]

Gotta give the beaver some bricks.

 

[Chunkee]

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
Sorry, but I usually don't feel the need to broadcast my visits to the restroom.

no need to apologize