What is your best pickup line that has actually worked?

[weirdichi]

Ok, none of those cheezy pickup lines. That'll be reserved for another thread.

Min is simple..: "Hi."

Simple.. yet effective.. 😀

 

[yobarman]

"Hi...I have money."

 

[ThaGrandCow]

Hi... my name is Chad.

Pickup lines don't work

 

[Ns1]

<< "Hi...I have money." >>

 

[spanky]

"hi, i have a huge hard drive and a ton of ram."

 

[Smacksmackums]

You need to lose some weight.

 

[rutchtkim]

<< "hi, i have a huge hard drive and a ton of ram." >>

LOL, good one, the mo' memory, the better 😉

 

[Sluggo]

I generally just walk up and lick my eyebrows, no words are required..........except for the lesbian who slapped me.

 

[DAWeinG]

Hi I'm from N Sync.

 

[spanky]

<< I generally just walk up and lick my eyebrows, no words are required..........except for the lesbian who slapped me. >>




HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

man... i gotta wipe off all the saliva i just spit on my monitor....

 

[Lucky]

<< I generally just walk up and lick my eyebrows, no words are required..........except for the lesbian who slapped me. >>




haha, thats a classic.

 

[MazerRackham]

Me: Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Her: No, why?
Me: Because I can see myself in your pants...

🙂

 

[yobarman]

try your luck with her 😛

 

[joohang]

"sup b!tch, prom?"

Or:
"I'll overclock you like that Northwood 1.6A I just bought yesterday."

 

[Aves]

<< "sup b!tch, prom?" >>


Gets 'em every time! 😉

 

[Geekbabe]

hmmm.. usually just a smile ,it seems to work 🙂

 

[joohang]

<< try your luck with her 😛 >>


hahahahaha

 

[weirdichi]

ok.. not really the responses I was lookin for.. but keep them coming..

Damn you all!! 😀

 

[Maetryx]

Beauty is in the body of the beheld.

Yeah that worked like a charm. Oh wait. I was married to her at the time and now we're divorced. Doh!

 

[SinnerWolf]

How YOU doing??

Could you please walk by me again, but more slowly this time?

or if all else fails, just smile. (make sure you don't have your hands in your pockets when smiling at a lady...their minds are in the gutter)

 

[notfred]

Wanna go get coffee? 😱

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

<< hmmm.. usually just a smile ,it seems to work 🙂 >>



Women don't need pickup lines, men do 🙁

 

[yakko]

Let's fsck.

 

[BettyBoop]

I've always had good success by sighing and murmuring "It's so lonely being a rich nymphomaniac."

 

[Geekbabe]

<< I've always had good success by sighing and murmuring "It's so lonely being a rich nymphomaniac." >>




Rotflmao!! 😀