I am leaving the grocery store and an impala with tinted windows, rims and thumping rap music pulls up perpendicular to the parked cars completely blocking two cars in and leaving about 2" of clearance between the hood of his car and the side of mine if I were to back straight out. I briefly thought about waiting until I heard his mother shrill "Pop the trunk!" as she wheeled her heaping cart over to the car.
I though "Fuck that - I'm not waiting." so I back out. About half way through I hear "Hey - watch my fucking car asshole!" (I had enough room and had not touched his car)
Oh - fuck you did not just yell at me
So - me being the calm, rational person to just let these thigns slide - I rolled down the window and yelled "Well if you weren't such worthless piece of shit and actually parked in a fucking parking space it wouldn't be a problem!"
At which point his ~55 year old mom starts in on me "Just go home and fuck your mother you fucking honkey tonk!"
Lets just say the argument went down hill from there
There was no question in their mind that I was in the wrong for backing out and coming too close to his car while he was parked blocking people in and there were open spaces about 6 spots down*
*Not like she had any problems walking or had a handicap sticker or anything either
I though "Fuck that - I'm not waiting." so I back out. About half way through I hear "Hey - watch my fucking car asshole!" (I had enough room and had not touched his car)
Oh - fuck you did not just yell at me
So - me being the calm, rational person to just let these thigns slide - I rolled down the window and yelled "Well if you weren't such worthless piece of shit and actually parked in a fucking parking space it wouldn't be a problem!"
At which point his ~55 year old mom starts in on me "Just go home and fuck your mother you fucking honkey tonk!"
Lets just say the argument went down hill from there
There was no question in their mind that I was in the wrong for backing out and coming too close to his car while he was parked blocking people in and there were open spaces about 6 spots down*
*Not like she had any problems walking or had a handicap sticker or anything either
