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theslickvik

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For a long time now I have been going to a park near by my house to play tennis with my little sis. The problem arrose a long time back and now I really cant take it.

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I left my house with my tennis rackets and all. Got to the park and found that all of the courts (All two of them) were occupied by a group of older (around 40-50) men. I asked one of the guys "Excuse me, when are you going to be done..." He said "We just started wait your turn." At the sound of those words I went to the next court to ask another man how long he had been there. Blatantly he said "We just got here....Try the other court...they were here earlier." At that point I didnt know who to believe. I went back to the first court and told the guys "Hey the other group said you were hear a long time back." Reply "They're a bunch of liers." Not wanting to dishearten my sister, I continued to fight (verbally) with both groups until I ended up leaving. My sister was crying and i felt bad. WHAT SHOULD I DO TO MAKE THOSE B@STARDS PAY!!! The rules say you can play one match, but you can never tell if the group is lying about their score etc. I REALLY NEED ADVICE SO PLEASE TELL ME HOW I CAN EITHER GET THEM BUSTED OR KICKED OFF. There are no park authorities so i cant complain to anyone.
 
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Lifer
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Uh... video tape them playing more than one match, then send it to no one since there's no one to complain to.

Seriously a match could take 3 hours - most people don't play recreational tennis for 3 hours. So it's likely they're not playing more than one match.

Yelling at them is not cool.

/waits for someone to ask for pics of the sister
 
ultimatebob

ultimatebob

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I recommend a taking a running tackle at one of the tennis players next time. Have your little sister kick 'em in the nuts while he's down, too. Sure, it's a bit drastic, but you won't have to worry about them hogging the court again :D

Either that, or you can wait your turn. Your call.
 
waggy

waggy

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hahahah you just showed to them that you are a little punk.

all you had to do is wait. instead you wanted to go and pick a fight. good job!
 
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sunase

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From your description, it's entirely possible group 1 got there 10 minutes ago and group 2 got there 5 minutes ago. Just because you want a court doesn't mean one has to be freeing up soon. Arguing with people who are trying to play is very rude, would you want your play interrupted like that?
 
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Journer

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pft....****** old bastards...take ur racket and beat the ****** out of them...

actually...i would wait for like...30mins MAX...then start whooping ass...
 
JujuFish

JujuFish

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Originally posted by: Journer
pft....****** old bastards...take ur racket and beat the ****** out of them...

actually...i would wait for like...30mins MAX...then start whooping ass...
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:roll:
 
TwiceOver

TwiceOver

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Get a can of balls and sit on one end of the court. Roll them under the feet of the player on that side of the court. Wait for broken hip. Drag player off court.

Repeat if the other player is dumb enough to continue playing by themself.

 
kranky

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What normal people do is sit there and watch. Then when their game is over, you play.
 
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RKS

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not sure about your city but it seems like we have public tennis/basketball courts every mile or so. you should have looked for another court or just waited.

btw I am sure your sister was crying because you made an ass of yourself not because she couldn't play tennis.
 
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knightc2

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What a great life lesson your little sister has learned. There, it has now turned into a positive learning experience...

I would wait it out and if they didn't leave you should then KILL them in a fit of wild rage. Dismember their old bodies and... OK calm down.

No really... How long do they usually play? When do they play? Maybe you could plan to go when they are not there. If this doesn't work them mention it to your city hall or write an editorial in your local paper about it.
 
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RKS

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Originally posted by: theslickvik
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bump for what? Do you want to get flamed further for your sniveling 12 year-old reaction?

I am an ass because I said the way you acted in front of your sister was disgraceful?

Grow up, and no I won't leave the court even with if I am afraid of your e-thuggery. :roll:

 
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sniperruff

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Originally posted by: RKS
Originally posted by: theslickvik
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bump for what? Do you want to get flamed further for your sniveling 12 year-old reaction?

I am an ass because I said the way you acted in front of your sister was disgraceful?

Grow up, and no I won't leave the court even with if I am afraid of your e-thuggery. :roll:
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yeah someone needs to call an whaaaambulance for this kid
 
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Rapidskies

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Originally posted by: theslickvik
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Have you complained to the park authorities? Be sure to complain to the park authorities they will sort it out. The park authorities ALWAYS get there mans.
 
Baked

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Dec 28, 2004
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You're the most worthless big brother to any little sister, ever. Whack yourself w/ the tennis racket and go cry in the closet.
 
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