What is up with comment sections and "FIRST?"

[Leros]

Nth post!

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Originally posted by: mugs
If I had a blog, I think I'd use a language filter that replaces the word FIRST with "I like to have sex with miniature horses."

Oh the unintended hilarity that would ensue...

I can think of a few reasons why this might not work. I like to have sex with miniature horses, not every time "I like to have sex with miniature horses" is said does it mean the person is simply upping their post count. Second, it would lead to exchanges like the following:

I had this date, thought it was going pretty well, ended up getting to I like to have sex with miniature horses base, but she never called me back...

Well no wonder!

 

[MotionMan]

Originally posted by: clamum

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: uhohs
FIRST

dick.

Asshole!

Reference

Beat me to it.



MotionMan

 

[Nocturnal]

Originally posted by: clamum

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: uhohs
FIRST

dick.

Asshole!

Reference

That was freaking awesome!