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What is this persons motivation?

BudAshes

BudAshes

Lifer
The guy that walks right past the urinals and heads for the stalls and then just takes a piss. If I'm washing my hands or taking a wizz I notice people do this. I also notice that when you do have to dookie there is always piss on the toilet seat. Do these people not know how to use a urinal? Are they that difficult?
 
Probably trying to avoid pervs watching him take a piss while they're pretending to wash their hands.

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I don't know why but I can't pee if there's people around me. I don't care if people see my penis and I don't feel awkward or shy or anything like that, but I simply can't pee. It just wont come out. So I usually go for the stalls.

I usually try to time the first hit of pee with the flush so people wont know I'm peeing, and not ask questions. I also put the seat up, then put it back down when I'm done. If I happen to leave a few droplets behind I'll even wipe them down.
 
because they have a small penis and don't want you to see it.

I want to punch these people in the face. I really, really don't want to have to touch your pee when I need to sit down to poo.
 
I don't know but I find it really awkward being at a urinal and another guy walks in. Even worse is if they don't understand the code and use the one right next to you. It's not a feeling of inadequacy for me. That's probably the only part of my body I'm not ashamed of. 😛

I do think a lot of us men value privacy when we do our business. So I can see why. But if you pee on the seat, you should be shot.

Speaking of restroom antics, I'm told women's public washrooms are a far bit dirtier then the men's room. My female co-workers have told me stories of other women leaving floaters or not a single toilet being flushed at work. The men's room is usually pretty clean.
 
sometimes when i go to the bathroom i don't really have to go that bad, but I squeeze it out because it is the only convenient time to go and I know i'll have to go in like 1-2 hours.

When I don't have to go that bad it's hard to just let it loose, so if I feel like someone is watching me it's hard for me to relax my muscles that keep the piss inside of me.

If I feel like I'm going to do that, I will head to a stall because then I'll be in an out in a matter of seconds instead of standing there forever.

When you go in the stall, I just kick the seat up and leave it up when I exit, it's not that hard to keep piss off of the seat! I don't understand why people leave it down, i guess laziness

Edit: I cannot piss in a trough or in urinals without sideprotectors, I'm really scared I'm going to have an errant stream and it's going to hit the guy next to me lol
 
rudeguy said:
because they have a small penis and don't want you to see it.

I want to punch these people in the face. I really, really don't want to have to touch your pee when I need to sit down to poo.
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Many toilet seats now include a hinge.
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rudeguy said:
because they have a small penis and don't want you to see it.

I want to punch these people in the face. I really, really don't want to have to touch your pee when I need to sit down to poo.
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why are you touching other people's pee?
there's a great new invention called toilet paper and paper towels. maybe you've heard of it?
 
Red Squirrel said:
I don't know why but I can't pee if there's people around me. I don't care if people see my penis and I don't feel awkward or shy or anything like that, but I simply can't pee. It just wont come out. So I usually go for the stalls.

I usually try to time the first hit of pee with the flush so people wont know I'm peeing, and not ask questions. I also put the seat up, then put it back down when I'm done. If I happen to leave a few droplets behind I'll even wipe them down.
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try taking a dump out in the woods with another guy standing guard 2 feet from you.
 
I get that some people get stage fright or are worried about the size of their junk or whatever but if you think it is acceptable to piss all over a toilet seat that someone else is going to have to use/clean then you need to go die in a fire.
 
Puppies04 said:
I get that some people get stage fright or are worried about the size of their junk or whatever but if you think it is acceptable to piss all over a toilet seat that someone else is going to have to use/clean then you need to go die in a fire.
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People do this when there is only 1 urinal too, as this rant started from a visit to In-n-out which only ever have 1 urinal and one toilet.
 
Fatdog said:
Stage fright.
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Now deep in the heart of a lonely kid
Who suffered so much for what he did,
They gave this ploughboy his fortune and fame,
Since that day he ain't been the same.

See the man with the stage fright
Just standin' up there to give it all his might.
And he got caught in the spotlight,
But when we get to the end
He wants to start all over again.

I've got fire water right on my breath
And the doctor warned me I might catch a death.
Said, "You can make it in your disguise,
Just never show the fear that's in your eyes."

See the man with the stage fright,
Just standin' up there to give it all his might.
He got caught in the spotlight,
But when we get to the end
He wants to start all over again.

Now if he says that he's afraid,
Take him at his word.
And for the price that the poor boy has paid,
He gets to sing just like a bird, oh, ooh ooh ooh.

Your brow is sweatin' and your mouth gets dry,
Fancy people go driftin' by.
The moment of truth is right at hand,
Just one more nightmare you can stand.

See the man with the stage fright
Just standin' up there to give it all his might.
And he got caught in the spotlight,
But when we get to the end
He wants to start all over again, hmm hmm,

You wanna try it once again, hmm hmm,
Please don't make him stop, hmm hmm,
Let him take it from the top, hmm hmm,
Let him start all over again.
[ From: http://www.elyrics.net ]
 
I use it so my topcoat doesn't hit the urinal if it's convienant. Otherwise I'll just take a step back and go. I feel bad when most of it goes on the floor but I see puddles all the time so I guess I don't really care.
 
oh, and it's easier to foot flush with toilets than with urinals. I hate having to do the high karate kick after using a urinal, because I'm usually not stretched out for it (nor do I want to bother with stretching out prior to bathroom visitation).

Oh, and before anyone bitches about people that flush with their feet....why the fuck would you flush with your hands?

cretins.
 
I sometimes did, and do all the time now so I can set my piece somewhere. If I just have to pee, I lift the seat, so don't worry cause I ain't pissin on your seat people.
 
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