Originally posted by: Legendary
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: lavagirl669
maybe I'll call you guys instead of the Brothers next time?
if you are ever in my neighbourhood and it happens to you, the guy WILL end up in the hospital
Good to see e-Chivalry truly isn't dead.
On the theme of the thread, only once have I ever kicked the crap out of some guy who messed with my sister, but the guy truly deserved it (threw something at her (and missed) then tossed her out the door for getting dinner with another guy (who she had known her entire life and was actually gay.))
Wow just thinking about it makes me mad.
that sucks for your Sis Legendary
but good for you that you straightened that business out!
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
It's part of the Brotherly Contract.
"Thou shalt kick the asse of any man who doth harm thy sister, and thou shalt do so post-haste."
Bugging you is also in it.
- M4H
Even if your sister ends up becoming highly sexually promiscuous? (not yours in particular...but if it ever happened)
It's one thing if my sister chooses to bless you with her presense, it's another if you do not respect that. That lack of respect is an invitation to meet the family. :evil:
My point was actually if she slept around with a bunch of different guys while dating some guy and gave him no respect. He somehow cannot control his anger anymore and slaps her or something.
No, see, if that happens he dies. If tells her to eff off and die, he's ok. As someone with a horrible temper, I can say for certain that you can _always_ control yourself.
it's purely hypothetical and never been in that situation myself so can't really comment.
As a rule, I don't get angry, I lose respect.
You can lose respect without smacking anyone too.
My point was, no one touches my sister in a way she does not approve of. If someone does, it becomes my business, no matter their reasons for it.
I completely understand.
Actually, kinda funny. I have a good female friend that I hang out with, known her for about 8 years or so.
When she got a boyfriend, I pass along the message that if he ever hurts her, he dies, it's that simple.
The funniest part was when I first started becoming friends with her, another female friend told me the same thing. I was like....holy crap, hang out with her for a few days and already get the death threat!
Like I said, my friends have withheld information about very good friends of mine because they didn't want me to go to jail.
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
"Theory"?
You need new friends. :evil:
- M4H
It's more tested than the:
A friend bails you out of jail, a good friend sits beside you in the cell saying "That was so fuckin' cool!"
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Just make sure you know where a local pig farm is, and you should be ok.
:evil:
local pig farm?
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Just make sure you know where a local pig farm is, and you should be ok.
:evil:
local pig farm?
Remove hair and teeth, cut body in six pieces, feed to pigs.
Enjoy.
- M4H
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Just make sure you know where a local pig farm is, and you should be ok.
:evil:
local pig farm?
IIRC, the only things a pig cannot digest from the human body are the teeth and hair. Never trust a pig farmer.
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Just make sure you know where a local pig farm is, and you should be ok.
:evil:
local pig farm?
IIRC, the only things a pig cannot digest from the human body are the teeth and hair.
Ha! Beat you to it!
- M4H
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Just make sure you know where a local pig farm is, and you should be ok.
:evil:
local pig farm?
IIRC, the only things a pig cannot digest from the human body are the teeth and hair.
Ha! Beat you to it!
- M4H
I see how it is. But I included the "beware of pig farmers" thing.
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Just make sure you know where a local pig farm is, and you should be ok.
:evil:
local pig farm?
IIRC, the only things a pig cannot digest from the human body are the teeth and hair. Never trust a pig farmer.
So am I being recruited as the driver or something?
Originally posted by: Jero
So am I being recruited as the driver or something?
Maybe. :evil:
Also, molten iron/steel will disintegrate a body. Of course, you can always bury them in the woods with a bunch of lime.
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Jero
So am I being recruited as the driver or something?
Maybe. :evil:
Also, molten iron/steel will disintegrate a body. Of course, you can always bury them in the woods with a bunch of lime.
not that this has anything to do with the topic at hand, but been meaning to ask you this.
how old are you?
I BUM-DYFIED a married girl several times while her husband was away in the marines and later found out he got real mad at her because or orifices were loose as hell. I got away with it because he knew she was a bit too much on the flirty side of things and would open up if she got a bit of alcohol (as well as other things...) in her.
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Originally posted by: Jero
So am I being recruited as the driver or something?
Maybe. :evil:
Also, molten iron/steel will disintegrate a body. Of course, you can always bury them in the woods with a bunch of lime.
not that this has anything to do with the topic at hand, but been meaning to ask you this.
how old are you?
24.
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