What is the worst thing you've ever said to a girl?

[Hyperblaze]

Without getting killed in the process?

 

[MercenaryForHire]

"Bus fare's on the table, love, and don't tell your sister."

- M4H

 

[DougK62]

"I'd rather fvck my hand"

 

[radioouman]

Learn to drive

 

[Schadenfreude]

"I love you" <-- A week before I dumped her, and I knew it was coming.

 

[HeroOfPellinor]

Nothing. I'm a gentlman.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: radioouman
Learn to drive

Sheesh, I say that a few dozen times a day. Not to women I know, just the ones with a cellphone wedged between their shoulder and ear while applying lipstick and attempting to maintain control of a two-ton Civic-Killer.

- M4H

 

[DurocShark]

Damn, you looked good when you were 16. What happened?

 

[jemcam]

Not so much something I said as something I did. When I was first dating an old girlfriend, I woke up early in her bed with her and before leaving her asleep alone, I left a quarter on the bed for the "favors" I had gotten the night before. Luckily, she got the joke, but it could have been bad.

 

[toekramp]

wait, i thought you were on a diet

 

[Mojoed]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: radioouman
Learn to drive

Sheesh, I say that a few dozen times a day. Not to women I know, just the ones with a cellphone wedged between their shoulder and ear while applying lipstick and attempting to maintain control of a two-ton Civic-Killer.

- M4H

haha, so true. :laugh:

 

[SP33Demon]

I cheated on you with my ex, bitch!

 

[BAMAVOO]

I wish I had more hands so I could give you 4 thumbs down!

 

[woowoo]

If women are made of sugar and spice, why do I smell tunafish?

 

[Mojoed]

When I was young and stupid, I told my first girlfriend she was getting a 'bit fat'. Man, you would have thought I killed her family or something. That was the first time I saw fire shoot out of a woman's eyes.

 

[Zanix]

"Will you marry me?"





jk

 

[blackdogdeek]

Originally posted by: BAMAVOO
I wish I had more hands so I could give you 4 thumbs down!

lol :thumbsup:

 

[Zeeky Boogy Doog]

sorry, i wasn't paying attencion

 

[Gravity]

It's just a wart.

 

[welst10]

"You put too much salt on the steak."

 

[MercenaryForHire]

"It's not just gonna suck itself."

- M4H

 

[Feldenak]

Don't remember the worst thing I said but the worst I did is send her half a dozen black roses after we broke up.

 

[nakedfrog]

We'd been together maybe a couple months... watching TV, Howard Stern or something like that. She makes some comment about how I think some girl on there was hotter than her. So I says "It doesn't matter, I couldn't get a girl like that anyway." WRONG ANSWER.

 

[AdamDuritz99]

"get off"

 

[Ladiesnhan]

"(Her bestfriends name) was better at this" (while in bed with her)