What is the worst thing a person can do to your computer?

[dighn]

Originally posted by: preslove
I don't think my post is getting the recognition it deserves. OK, so you take a crap in the case and then put it back together. The dude comes into the room and is like, "wtf is that smell?" He looks all over the place, can't find, but doesn't think to look into the case. He turns it on and it starts up, but quickly (I assume) dies. He then starts to crack open the case with a deepening sense of dread and the inkling that the smell and the dead comp are caused by the same thing. Opens it up and sees that not only is there sh!t in there, but the fans spread it to all the parts of the comp. You just ruined that dude's freakin month.

:Q

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: preslove
I don't think my post is getting the recognition it deserves. OK, so you take a crap in the case and then put it back together. The dude comes into the room and is like, "wtf is that smell?" He looks all over the place, can't find, but doesn't think to look into the case. He turns it on and it starts up, but quickly (I assume) dies. He then starts to crack open the case with a deepening sense of dread and the inkling that the smell and the dead comp are caused by the same thing. Opens it up and sees that not only is there sh!t in there, but the fans spread it to all the parts of the comp. You just ruined that dude's freakin month.

LOFL. Reading that made my chest hurt more than it already does

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: preslove
I don't think my post is getting the recognition it deserves. OK, so you take a crap in the case and then put it back together. The dude comes into the room and is like, "wtf is that smell?" He looks all over the place, can't find, but doesn't think to look into the case. He turns it on and it starts up, but quickly (I assume) dies. He then starts to crack open the case with a deepening sense of dread and the inkling that the smell and the dead comp are caused by the same thing. Opens it up and sees that not only is there sh!t in there, but the fans spread it to all the parts of the comp. You just ruined that dude's freakin month.

LOFL. Reading that made my chest hurt more than it already does

The sh!t hit the fan huh? literally.

 

[Locut0s]

Delete my pr0n and replace it with strange midget dog pr0n 😉

Or worse go and take pictures of someones mother and digitally insert them over the best parts of the pr0n on their HD and wait for the horrible scream. 😉

Naw what preslove said is hard to beat.

 

[acemcmac]

nothing since it's in a locked room that nobody has access to without my supervision

 

[BW86]

Originally posted by: austin316
install the Real Audio player.

😛 beat me to it

 

[intogamer]

Lock gay porn on your computer 😀

 

[preslove]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: preslove
I don't think my post is getting the recognition it deserves. OK, so you take a crap in the case and then put it back together. The dude comes into the room and is like, "wtf is that smell?" He looks all over the place, can't find, but doesn't think to look into the case. He turns it on and it starts up, but quickly (I assume) dies. He then starts to crack open the case with a deepening sense of dread and the inkling that the smell and the dead comp are caused by the same thing. Opens it up and sees that not only is there sh!t in there, but the fans spread it to all the parts of the comp. You just ruined that dude's freakin month.

LOFL. Reading that made my chest hurt more than it already does

OK, that's what I was looking for 😀

Originally posted by: DLeRium


The sh!t hit the fan huh? literally.

Dude, try harder 😛

 

[SokaMoka]

He can smash it or whatever, but I would kill myself if he would put an anime girl wallpaper on there!

 

[IronWing]

Steal it, carry it down to the local hospital, and use it to smash in the heads of all the newborns in the maturnity ward, in front of their mothers.

How's that?

 

[ssvegeta1010]

Make everything dsiplay goatse. Background, homepage, boot screen, etc.

 

[Ricemarine]

Originally posted by: preslove

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: preslove
I don't think my post is getting the recognition it deserves. OK, so you take a crap in the case and then put it back together. The dude comes into the room and is like, "wtf is that smell?" He looks all over the place, can't find, but doesn't think to look into the case. He turns it on and it starts up, but quickly (I assume) dies. He then starts to crack open the case with a deepening sense of dread and the inkling that the smell and the dead comp are caused by the same thing. Opens it up and sees that not only is there sh!t in there, but the fans spread it to all the parts of the comp. You just ruined that dude's freakin month.

LOFL. Reading that made my chest hurt more than it already does

OK, that's what I was looking for 😀

Originally posted by: DLeRium


The sh!t hit the fan huh? literally.

Dude, try harder 😛

Oh god I would murder the dude that does that to my computer...

 

[preslove]

Originally posted by: Ricemarine

Originally posted by: preslove

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: preslove
I don't think my post is getting the recognition it deserves. OK, so you take a crap in the case and then put it back together. The dude comes into the room and is like, "wtf is that smell?" He looks all over the place, can't find, but doesn't think to look into the case. He turns it on and it starts up, but quickly (I assume) dies. He then starts to crack open the case with a deepening sense of dread and the inkling that the smell and the dead comp are caused by the same thing. Opens it up and sees that not only is there sh!t in there, but the fans spread it to all the parts of the comp. You just ruined that dude's freakin month.

LOFL. Reading that made my chest hurt more than it already does

OK, that's what I was looking for 😀

Originally posted by: DLeRium


The sh!t hit the fan huh? literally.

Dude, try harder 😛

Oh god I would murder the dude that does that to my computer...

Well, you asked.

 

[cKGunslinger]

Bash a loved one's skull open with it? 😕


edit: Dammit, ironwing! You just barely beat me to it... by ~16 hours or so. 😉

 

[skyking]

Originally posted by: DLeRium

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: preslove
I don't think my post is getting the recognition it deserves. OK, so you take a crap in the case and then put it back together. The dude comes into the room and is like, "wtf is that smell?" He looks all over the place, can't find, but doesn't think to look into the case. He turns it on and it starts up, but quickly (I assume) dies. He then starts to crack open the case with a deepening sense of dread and the inkling that the smell and the dead comp are caused by the same thing. Opens it up and sees that not only is there sh!t in there, but the fans spread it to all the parts of the comp. You just ruined that dude's freakin month.

LOFL. Reading that made my chest hurt more than it already does

The sh!t hit the fan huh? literally.

Funny stuff🙂

That took me back to junior high. We were crammed into this old grade school building for one year while they remodeled the junior high. The teachers had this break room off the gym, with a fan about 7 feet off the ground blowing the cigarette smoke outside.

Kevin H. would do anything, I mean anything. He got kicked out constantly😛

He picked up a fresh dog turd and launched it into that fan, hard enough that a bunch of it got shredded into the room. Oh the Sh!t did hit the fan that day!

 

[j00fek]

Originally posted by: Taggart

Originally posted by: austin316
install the Real Audio player.

🙂

:thumbsup:

 

[kyzen]

hook up my webcam, point it at my chair, and have it uploading images to some website, then send out the URL to everybody in my address book.

 

[Shadowknight]

Have some guy tie my up in a chair, then force me to watch him replace all of my quiet components with loud ones; 40mm VGA and north bridge fans, aluminum case with 8 fans screwed in directly to the case, no grommet mounting, a Thermaltake PSU, and using those fans fabled to exist on ocforums.com that are powerful enough to suck in animals and small children *shudder*

 

[Hammerhead]

goatse wallpaper

 

[swtethan]

AOL

 

[amdhunter]

Send my collection of "unique" porn to the FBI... :evil:

 

[ultravox]

Install KAZAA on it. My son installed Kazza on his and there were 68 instances of crap installed at the same time. Helpers and finders and adware ....this was the official " free from adware" KAZAA from the official site. what crap I can't beleieve it's not illegal to do stuff like that.

 

[OutHouse]

Originally posted by: Kobota
touch my monitor:|

let me go get a bag of fritos, ill be right back.

 

[clamum]

Dropping it out on fire with a bomb strapped to it from an airplane

 

[otispunkmeyer]

set lemonparty or tub girl as homepage

id be pretty pissed if some one deleted all my work or ****** up some settings, but thankfullly i have backups and settings can be reset if some one destroyed my rig, id probably get medievil on their ass, but at the end of the day its not the most important thing in life