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What is the worst thing a person can do to your computer?

Originally posted by: Ricemarine
Giving it away for free?
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Tie you in a chair and then force you to watch him take a sledgehammer to every part until nothing is salvageable? But then after being released he would have a sledgehammer stuck in his head.
 
I imagine throwing it out of your three-story appartment window through the glass and having it land on the head of an off-duty female police officer would be up there...

Edit: The reason being he thought someone has hacking in CS and after the 4th headshot he snapped.
 
:Q:laugh: Funny stuff...Id say someone tying me up in front of my computer making me watch him delete everything in my hard drive, then overclocking my CPU and GPU to the point of fizzling and smoking it up...and then he decides to defecate and urinate in my pc while its still frying to mix all those lovely fumes together and leaves me there to inhale it all in...yea, I think thats WAY up there somewhere...too much of an imagination I suppose :laugh:

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AMD X2 4400+ Toledo
XFX and LeadTek 7800 GTX 450/1250 in SLi
DFI Lanparty nF4 SLi-DR (704-2bta BIOS)
2X1GB OCZ Platinum DDR Ram (2-3-2-5)
Hitachi Deskstar SATAII HD 250 GB
OCZ PowerStream 600W SLi-Ready Version
NZXT Guardian Case
Creative Sound Blaster Audigy2 ZS
Creative Inspire P7800 7.1 Surround System
Samsung 204b Black 20.1" LCD (1600x1200)
 
Originally posted by: Tig Ol Bitties
:Q:laugh: Funny stuff...Id say someone tying me up in front of my computer making me watch him delete everything in my hard drive, then overclocking my CPU and GPU to the point of fizzling and smoking it up...and then he decides to defecate and urinate in my pc while its still frying to mix all those lovely fumes together and leaves me there to inhale it all in...yea, I think thats WAY up there somewhere...too much of an imagination I suppose :laugh:

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AMD X2 4400+ Toledo
XFX and LeadTek 7800 GTX 450/1250 in SLi
DFI Lanparty nF4 SLi-DR (704-2bta BIOS)
2X1GB OCZ Platinum DDR Ram (2-3-2-5)
Hitachi Deskstar SATAII HD 250 GB
OCZ PowerStream 600W SLi-Ready Version
NZXT Guardian Case
Creative Sound Blaster Audigy2 ZS
Creative Inspire P7800 7.1 Surround System
Samsung 204b Black 20.1" LCD (1600x1200)
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I think your fake signature and posting what everyone already said (combined, with a few extra parts) proves you don't really have an imagination much 🙂

Least you have a "signature"

 
I don't think my post is getting the recognition it deserves. OK, so you take a crap in the case and then put it back together. The dude comes into the room and is like, "wtf is that smell?" He looks all over the place, can't find, but doesn't think to look into the case. He turns it on and it starts up, but quickly (I assume) dies. He then starts to crack open the case with a deepening sense of dread and the inkling that the smell and the dead comp are caused by the same thing. Opens it up and sees that not only is there sh!t in there, but the fans spread it to all the parts of the comp. You just ruined that dude's freakin month.
 
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