What is the worst SIMILE (not homonym...) you've seen?

[Ricemarine]

Mine would have to be (I saw this on inklink)

Osama Bin Laden is like a dandelion

Edit: My bad hahahahaha yes I got pwned.

 

[daveymark]

i think that would be a palindrome

Edit: my bad hahahhahaha yes I got quoted for stupidity

 

[Viper GTS]

Originally posted by: daveymark
i think that would be a palindrome

Quoted for stupidity.

Viper GTS

 

[OdiN]

Originally posted by: Ricemarine
Mine would have to be (I saw this on inklink)

Osama Bin Laden is like a dandelion

That isn't even a homonym.

Homonyms:

Read and Read
There and Their
Bank and Bank

 

[hypn0tik]

Originally posted by: Viper GTS

Originally posted by: daveymark
i think that would be a palindrome

Quoted for stupidity.

Viper GTS

Agreed.

BTW, OP isn't all that clever either.

 

[Cuda1447]

Originally posted by: hypn0tik

Originally posted by: Viper GTS

Originally posted by: daveymark
i think that would be a palindrome

Quoted for stupidity.

Viper GTS

Agreed.

BTW, OP isn't all that clever either.

whew, thats what I thought. I was WTFing this thread.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: hypn0tik

Originally posted by: Viper GTS

Originally posted by: daveymark
i think that would be a palindrome

Quoted for stupidity.

Viper GTS

Agreed.

BTW, OP isn't all that clever either.

Pwn3d! :beer:

 

[HN]

Originally posted by: Ricemarine
Mine would have to be (I saw this on inklink)

Osama Bin Laden is like a dandelion

did you mean...simile?

 

[Ricemarine]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: hypn0tik

Originally posted by: Viper GTS

Originally posted by: daveymark
i think that would be a palindrome

Quoted for stupidity.

Viper GTS

Agreed.

BTW, OP isn't all that clever either.

Pwn3d! :beer:

Fine I got pwned. lol.

Now, can we move on plz lol

 

[daveymark]

Originally posted by: Ricemarine

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: hypn0tik

Originally posted by: Viper GTS

Originally posted by: daveymark
i think that would be a palindrome

Quoted for stupidity.

Viper GTS

Agreed.

BTW, OP isn't all that clever either.

Pwn3d! :beer:

Fine I got pwned. lol.

Now, can we move on plz lol

and I got quoted for stupidity. lol

Now can we move on plz lol

 

[StevenYoo]

the OP is like... pwned

 

[iPod FTW]

Originally posted by: daveymark

Originally posted by: Ricemarine

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: hypn0tik

Originally posted by: Viper GTS

Originally posted by: daveymark
i think that would be a palindrome

Quoted for stupidity.

Viper GTS

Agreed.

BTW, OP isn't all that clever either.

Pwn3d! :beer:

Fine I got pwned. lol.

Now, can we move on plz lol

and I got quoted for stupidity. lol

Now can we move on plz lol

never. you make one mistake in cyberspace and you get pwn3d till you're 6 feet under.

[note: i was tempted to put a typo in this post, but i realized the irony would destroy the universe and form a black hole.]

 

[ktehmok]

Not even on subject, but I'm working on a bid right now for a community called "White Tank Foothills", And every file has the initials "WTF" in it. How the hell can I focus on work with that stupidity?

 

[iPod FTW]

Originally posted by: ktehmok
Not even on subject, but I'm working on a bid right now for a community called "White Tank Foothills", And every file has the initials "WTF" in it. How the hell can I focus on work with that stupidity?

very very nice acronym... wrong part of literature

 

[hjo3]

I remember seeing some good ones in a joke (I hope) essay someone scanned... it had stuff like "the hurricane was as violent as a very violent thing."

 

[hjo3]

Originally posted by: iPod FTW

Originally posted by: ktehmok
Not even on subject, but I'm working on a bid right now for a community called "White Tank Foothills", And every file has the initials "WTF" in it. How the hell can I focus on work with that stupidity?

very very nice acronym... wrong part of literature

You sound a awfully holier-than-thou for someone who doesn't know what "literature" means...

 

[iPod FTW]

Originally posted by: hjo3

Originally posted by: iPod FTW

Originally posted by: ktehmok
Not even on subject, but I'm working on a bid right now for a community called "White Tank Foothills", And every file has the initials "WTF" in it. How the hell can I focus on work with that stupidity?

very very nice acronym... wrong part of literature

You sound a awfully holier-than-thou for someone who doesn't know what "literature" means...

i wasn't being sarcastic when I said it's nice

also- a similie is used in literature, thus a part of it. if it were removed from literature there would still be literature, just not as good. [boom-right there-similie]

 

[hjo3]

Originally posted by: iPod FTW

Originally posted by: hjo3

Originally posted by: iPod FTW

Originally posted by: ktehmok
Not even on subject, but I'm working on a bid right now for a community called "White Tank Foothills", And every file has the initials "WTF" in it. How the hell can I focus on work with that stupidity?

very very nice acronym... wrong part of literature

You sound a awfully holier-than-thou for someone who doesn't know what "literature" means...

a similie is used in literature, thus a part of it. if it were removed from literature there would still be literature, just not as good. [boom-right there-similie]

Ah, so you could also have said "wrong part of existence," then, right? 'Cause similies are used in existence and thus a part of it, ne pas? Your grip on the English language is as loose as your mother during Fleet Week. Besides, the guy prefaced his post with "Not even on subject..." That is, he knew it wasn't related to similies; it was just an anecdote he wanted to relate.