What is the weirdest thing you have ever used in...

[pinion9]

Foreplay.

I'll start:
Cucumber
Popsicle
Single cigar cylinder filled with water and frozen

 

[Pastore]

Hot dog (frozen)...

 

[DurocShark]

Whip.

 

[pinion9]

Originally posted by: Pastore
Hot dog (frozen)...

Footlong?

 

[pontifex]

err...how do you keep an unclean topic clean?

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: pinion9

Originally posted by: Pastore
Hot dog (frozen)...

Footlong?

cocktail weinie

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

boat oar with nails in it.
Oh wait, wrong thread.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: pinion9

Originally posted by: Pastore
Hot dog (frozen)...

Footlong?

naa he didn't want his GF to know. so he used the lifelike cocktail Weiner!

 

[pinion9]

Originally posted by: pontifex
err...how do you keep an unclean topic clean?

Simple. No details. Such as the previous posts. Didn't tell how they were used or who they were used on.

 

[frankgomez75]

Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski
boat oar with nails in it.
Oh wait, wrong thread.

for some reason that made me chuckle... :laugh:

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: pinion9

Originally posted by: Pastore
Hot dog (frozen)...

Footlong?

cocktail weinie

damn you! damn you to hell for stealing my joke!

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: pinion9

Originally posted by: Pastore
Hot dog (frozen)...

Footlong?

cocktail weinie

damn you! damn you to hell for stealing my joke!

too slow my friend, too slow.

 

[Pastore]

Originally posted by: pinion9

Originally posted by: Pastore
Hot dog (frozen)...

Footlong?

Ballpark...

 

[pinion9]

Originally posted by: Pastore

Originally posted by: pinion9

Originally posted by: Pastore
Hot dog (frozen)...

Footlong?

Ballpark...

With or without the bun? Any toppings?

 

[eldorado99]

Goodyear blimp

 

[tfinch2]

A lawnchair, some potting soil, and a raw turkey.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: pinion9

Originally posted by: Pastore

Originally posted by: pinion9

Originally posted by: Pastore
Hot dog (frozen)...

Footlong?

Ballpark...

With or without the bun? Any toppings?

she supplied the bun and he had the toppings..

 

[Pastore]

Originally posted by: pinion9

Originally posted by: Pastore

Originally posted by: pinion9

Originally posted by: Pastore
Hot dog (frozen)...

Footlong?

Ballpark...

With or without the bun? Any toppings?

Negative, straight out of the freezer. It was her idea too.

 

[pontifex]

quik-dry concrete

i will always remember howard stern talking about puring concrete into certain orifices. i don't quite know what it was all about.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: Pastore

Originally posted by: pinion9

Originally posted by: Pastore

Originally posted by: pinion9

Originally posted by: Pastore
Hot dog (frozen)...

Footlong?

Ballpark...

With or without the bun? Any toppings?

Negative, straight out of the freezer. It was her idea too.

did you grill it up later or throw it out?

 

[pinion9]

Originally posted by: tfinch2
a raw turkey.

I'm sorry, this thread isn't about the things you have actually had sex with.

 

[imported_weadjust]

Jack hammer

 

[Pastore]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: Pastore

Originally posted by: pinion9

Originally posted by: Pastore

Originally posted by: pinion9

Originally posted by: Pastore
Hot dog (frozen)...

Footlong?

Ballpark...

With or without the bun? Any toppings?

Negative, straight out of the freezer. It was her idea too.

did you grill it up later or throw it out?

Hahaha... Afterwords I just started laughing and said, "Hungry?"... She almost barfed.

 

[Ramma2]

A loaf of bread, a gallon of milk, and a stick of butter.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: Pastore

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: Pastore

Originally posted by: pinion9

Originally posted by: Pastore

Originally posted by: pinion9

Originally posted by: Pastore
Hot dog (frozen)...

Footlong?

Ballpark...

With or without the bun? Any toppings?

Negative, straight out of the freezer. It was her idea too.

did you grill it up later or throw it out?

Hahaha... Afterwords I just started laughing and said, "Hungry?"... She almost barfed.

wait...was it used on her or you?