What is the weirdest thing you have ever used in...

[loup garou]

Bulk beef...a cube the size of an alternator.

 

[Pastore]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: Pastore

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: Pastore

Originally posted by: pinion9

Originally posted by: Pastore

Originally posted by: pinion9

Originally posted by: Pastore
Hot dog (frozen)...

Footlong?

Ballpark...

With or without the bun? Any toppings?

Negative, straight out of the freezer. It was her idea too.

did you grill it up later or throw it out?

Hahaha... Afterwords I just started laughing and said, "Hungry?"... She almost barfed.

wait...was it used on her or you?

Her, ouch at the thought of the opposite.

 

[pinion9]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: Pastore

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: Pastore

Originally posted by: pinion9

Originally posted by: Pastore

Originally posted by: pinion9

Originally posted by: Pastore
Hot dog (frozen)...

Footlong?

Ballpark...

With or without the bun? Any toppings?

Negative, straight out of the freezer. It was her idea too.

did you grill it up later or throw it out?

Hahaha... Afterwords I just started laughing and said, "Hungry?"... She almost barfed.

wait...was it used on her or you?

LOL! I said keep it clean. This is strictly about using stuff on chicks!

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: pinion9

wait...was it used on her or you?

LOL! I said keep it clean. This is strictly about using stuff on chicks!
[/quote]

err...that was clean

 

[everman]

Robe and wizard hat

 

[MX2]

Hand cuffs

 

[pinion9]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: pinion9

wait...was it used on her or you?

LOL! I said keep it clean. This is strictly about using stuff on chicks!

err...that was clean[/quote]

No, any hinting at using it on him definitely is not only clean, but downright filthy and would result in a stoning in several countries.

 

[preslove]

Apple pie mixings...

 

[j00fek]

toes

 

[Cuda1447]

Originally posted by: pontifex
quik-dry concrete

i will always remember howard stern talking about puring concrete into certain orifices. i don't quite know what it was all about.

wtf...?

 

[Pastore]

Originally posted by: preslove
Apple cake mixings...

Lol how the hell???....

 

[sao123]

clubs, balls, holes,
Wait... this thread isnt about golf?




ice cubes.

 

[SpanishFry]

knife

 

[ViviTheMage]

ice cubes and handcuffs....?

 

[FP]

some ice cubes and a nine iron. A buffalo, both live and stuffed, but we preferred stuffed for safety sake, and finally we brought back some of those ice cubes and switched it over to a pitching wedge.

 

[JulesMaximus]

My tongue.

Fingers
Squirtgun
Camera
Vegetables

 

[preslove]

Originally posted by: Pastore

Originally posted by: preslove
Apple cake mixings...

Lol how the hell???....

me from behind: "chop the apples"
her: "like this"
me: "yeah, like that"

Well, it wasn't foreplay, but it was the best pie baking session I've ever had. She just wore an apron

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: mugs
Oh come on, do you have to make every thread about sex? You're worse than the pubescent males here. :roll:

 

[dethman]

the back of my hand beyatch!

 

[krunchykrome]

brian peppers

 

[sao123]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: mugs
Oh come on, do you have to make every thread about sex? You're worse than the pubescent males here. :roll:

BWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

Harpoon

 

[saymyname]

Blindfold, handcuffs, rope, scarfs, feathers, icecubes, licorice, motion lotion, hand lotion, glow in the dark lotion, lube, strobe light, vibrator, food etc etc

 

[saymyname]

Oh, and I've torn the shirt off my back into lots of strips before. That's always a good one.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

we have some kinky right hands in this thread