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what is the strangest thing you have sent or received in the mail?

When I was 11 I sent away for one of those penis enlarging pumps from the "dirty" magazines, and when it came the mailman came to the door when I was not home, so my mother ended up signing for it. Turns out her curiousity got the best of her, and she opened it. I could not for the life of me figure out why my pee-pee pump had not shown up yet, I mean it had been over a month, so I asked dear old mom if anything had come in the mail, and she replied with a huge smile and said she thought she might know of what I was speaking, and she went to her closet and proceeded to embarrass the hell out of me. That was quite embarrassing, and is something I would never do again. As it turns out, I did not need the pee-pee pump, as puberty gave me the look I was after, and I looked just like the guys in the magazines. 😉
 
Originally posted by: JohnPaul
When I was 11 I sent away for one of those penis enlarging pumps from the "dirty" magazines, and when it came the mailman came to the door when I was not home, so my mother ended up signing for it. Turns out her curiousity got the best of her, and she opened it. I could not for the life of me figure out why my pee-pee pump had not shown up yet, I mean it had been over a month, so I asked dear old mom if anything had come in the mail, and she replied with a huge smile and said she thought she might know of what I was speaking, and she went to her closet and proceeded to embarrass the hell out of me. That was quite embarrassing, and is something I would never do again. As it turns out, I did not need the pee-pee pump, as puberty gave me the look I was after, and I looked just like the guys in the magazines. 😉
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You looked just like the guys in the magazines...
Now we know what you like to read. More power to ya!
 
Strangest thing I sent? Pr0n on DVDs to a female friend in need. 🙂

Strangest thing I received? A typical B.S. letter from my ex-communicated mother.
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Recieved - Free condom (www.trojan.com)
Sent - Small box of used, unmarked (with the exception of small alphanumeric combinations) DVD-R's, CD-R's and one marked CD-R containing an index to the contents of those other CDs, encrypted 20 ways to sunday with "CONFIDENTIAL" marked all over the outside of the box. Just trying to see if I'd set off any red flags - there was nothing worthwhile on any of the discs. Piracy via US Mail is apparently possible.
 
I never actually got it in the mail, but after my mom died, I found she'd been making me a care package. There were all sorts of goodies in it. It just felt so bad/weird/sad to get it.

As far as things I've actually sent/received. I got a lego man in the mail once. 😛
 
Originally posted by: TheAudit
Originally posted by: JohnPaul
When I was 11 I sent away for one of those penis enlarging pumps from the "dirty" magazines, and when it came the mailman came to the door when I was not home, so my mother ended up signing for it. Turns out her curiousity got the best of her, and she opened it. I could not for the life of me figure out why my pee-pee pump had not shown up yet, I mean it had been over a month, so I asked dear old mom if anything had come in the mail, and she replied with a huge smile and said she thought she might know of what I was speaking, and she went to her closet and proceeded to embarrass the hell out of me. That was quite embarrassing, and is something I would never do again. As it turns out, I did not need the pee-pee pump, as puberty gave me the look I was after, and I looked just like the guys in the magazines. 😉
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You looked just like the guys in the magazines...
Now we know what you like to read. More power to ya!
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Yea, that definitely came out wrong. Nope, I happen to be straight, not that it matters.

There was an adult book store right near my house, and me and my friends used to go through their dumpster and get the outdated porn mags that they threw out, and they were some very hardcore porn mags, showing full penetration and whatnot. Very informative for a young child. I was like 7or8 when I found that goldmine of a dumpster, and I used it into my mid-teens. 🙂

 
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"Anthropomorphous", yeah that's it!! I sent an article about Anthropomorphous objects to an associate 🙂.
 
Strangest thing I ever received was a razor and shaving cream from the US Government along with my draft enrollment card.

 
Oh, thought of another one. Back when my husband and I used to work for the newspaper, during the height of the anthrax scare, we opened a mail bag to fill it with newspapers and this white powder flew out everywhere. A trip to the doctor (following a shower) later, and it was determined that the bag had most likely been full of cocaine.
 

Sent:
When I was in college I would cut the sides off Cases of beer and write notes to my freinds at other college's. They were like huge Postcards.

One year I had a Christmas job as a temp at the post office to help out with the Christmas mail. My girlfriend at the time went to a different school, I used to send her letters with her name and address as the return address and me as the addesse, I would put postage on the letters, postmark them and stamp them "Return to sender". They would get "Sent Back" to her..

Received:
A stuffed squirrel, It was from my best freind, he stole it and mailed it to me......
 
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