What is the proper way to execute a ...

[GasX]

Lobster prior to dropping him in the boiling water?

update: he was delicious and he didn't scream...

 

[TEEZLE]

I always thought the execution was always the boiling water?

 

[shuan24]

Thats it right there.

 

[Dufman]

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[Crazymofo]

yea they like to swim a little before they die

 

[GasX]

Well, my fiance doesn't want to boil him alive, so I have to poke him in the eye first or something...

 

[AFB]

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[Chumpman]

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sure do.

 

[brtspears2]

I've always put it into a pot of cool water, let it sit, cover pot, slowly increase the heat til perrfection.

 

[jurzdevil]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
Well, my fiance doesn't want to boil him alive, so I have to poke him in the eye first or something...

thats the funniest thing i have ever read.

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: jurzdevil

Originally posted by: Mwilding
Well, my fiance doesn't want to boil him alive, so I have to poke him in the eye first or something...

thats the funniest thing i have ever read.

It really is pretty funny.

 

[TEEZLE]

Originally posted by: jurzdevil

Originally posted by: Mwilding
Well, my fiance doesn't want to boil him alive, so I have to poke him in the eye first or something...

thats the funniest thing i have ever read.

 

Originally posted by: Mwilding
Well, my fiance doesn't want to boil him alive, so I have to poke him in the eye first or something...

ahahahahahhaahah ahha.

Ask her that when she's on her deathbed, that you're going to jab her in the eye with a fork instead of injecting her with morphine.

 

[brawd]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
Well, my fiance doesn't want to boil him alive, so I have to poke him in the eye first or something...

Freeze the lobster. It is supposed to make it feel less of the boilling.

 

[JoeKing]

I first take the rubber bands off the lobsters claws, then I construct a rough "circle of death" in which I place the lobster. I then prod them to fight each other until they tire, placing the losers in the water first allowing the other lobsters to hear the scream. All the while playing Star Trek (Spock vs Kirk) fighting music.

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

just poke him

 

[WinkOsmosis]

Get a hatchet and chop off its head.

 

[Banana]

It's just a lobster--Do you think twice before you stomp on its relative, the cockcroach?

Boiling it is probably the best solution--Use a BIG pot so that it'll be fast

 

[dmurray14]

Originally posted by: Joeyman
I first take the rubber bands off the lobsters claws, then I construct a rough "circle of death" in which I place the lobster. I then prod them to fight each other until they tire, placing the losers in the water first allowing the other lobsters to hear the scream. All the while playing Star Trek (Spock vs Kirk) fighting music.

:Q

 

[BCYL]

Originally posted by: brtspears2
I've always put it into a pot of cool water, let it sit, cover pot, slowly increase the heat til perrfection.

That's the best way for the lobster... They won't feel pain from the slowly increasing temp...

 

[JoeKing]

Ok lobsters do NOT feel pain. They may register an extreme change in temperature but they feel NO pain. The screaming sound you hear is air escaping from under their shell as they boil.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
Well, my fiance doesn't want to boil him alive, so I have to poke him in the eye first or something...

BAHAHAHAHHAHAA.....*takes breath*BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.....


Nice.

 

[PowerMacG5]

Originally posted by: BCYL

Originally posted by: brtspears2
I've always put it into a pot of cool water, let it sit, cover pot, slowly increase the heat til perrfection.

That's the best way for the lobster... They won't feel pain from the slowly increasing temp...

Are you a lobster? How do you know if it feels pain? Holy crap, you're going to be eating the thing, does it matter if it dies quick on slowly? It all ends up in your stomach either way, so I don't think the lobster minds going quickly or slowly.

 

[jjones]

Put your hands around its tiny neck and strangle it.

 

[Whisper]

I just dump em in the boiling water headfirst.