What is the point of this? Ubuntu Christian Edition

[Ichinisan]

The work that went into that OS is absolutely insane.D:

I hope Microsoft implements a native way to create spiritual "offerings."

 

[ultimatebob]

I'm stealing this. i shall name it christcoin. thanks.

OK, but you better send me a few hundred of them if they ever catch on 🙂

 

[ultimatebob]

I hope Microsoft implements a native way to create spiritual "offerings."

I'm kinda bummed that there isn't some easter egg built in that lets you make animal sacrifices to Clippy or Bob 🙂

 

[SMOGZINN]

Jesus is my virus scanner!

 

[zokudu]

Whats next? Windows Muslim Edition?

There is a Muslim Linux Distribution, it used to be called Ubuntu Muslim Edition
http://www.sabily.org/website/

 

[ultimatebob]

Where is the Ubuntu Jedi edition?

 

[BurnItDwn]

Look out for the Daemons though!

 

[Brainonska511]

Yes. When the computer crashes it's because they're useless broken pieces of dung and god is angry at them. Instead of a blue screen of death it flashes a message to repent, reboot and rejoice.

I was thinking that if it crashed, it would take 3 days to turn back on.

 

[PliotronX]

With iOS7 Safari on iPhone, even that host is awful. I could see part of the image hovering in the page. Trying to zoom only made it disappear off the side. I had to save it before I could view it properly.

I just use my Dropbox /Public folder for a no-nonsense HTTP link directly to the file.

Well, that works thanks 😀

 

[Markbnj]

In all seriousness, does there have to be a point? They wanted a distro so they made a distro. That's the whole idea.

 

[ElFenix]

does it automatically redirect wikipedia to conservapedia?

 

[BarkingGhostar]

Built-in porn condemnation?

More like a bookmarks list of child porn websites.

 

[Red Squirrel]

More like a bookmarks list of child porn websites.

That would be the Catholic edition. :biggrin:

 

[rudder]

If it bothers you... don't download it.

 

[MrPickins]

This makes sense for a church or Christian school type environment. They get a free OS, preset parental controls, and Christian software.

If you want to make fun a religious OS, make fun of TempleOS (http://www.templeos.org/) but be aware that the creator has some mental issues (iirc he's schizophrenic).

Wow, that guy is focused!

And nuts:

http://www.templeos.org/Wb/Accts/TS/Wb2/Rants/TAD/2014/06/Rant140613.html

----06/13/14 00:37:53----

I wrote a 64-bit compiler and assembler.

They make x86_64 machine code.

You have no idea how much smarter I am than you. It would blow your mind.

God says...
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suggestions faces base title

Just imagine Albert Einstein encountering a labor union manly man with an
attitude. This working Joe hates Einstein and says, "You know what, Einstein?
Your theories come from Tesla." What does Einstein say to this? Nothing.

God says...
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[John Connor]

Look out for the Daemons though!

They would be executed.

 

[TurtleCrusher]

 

[RelaxTheMind]

gonna vbox it just to see what i can break

 

[Uppsala9496]

I prefer the satanic version.
NSFW: http://ubuntusatanic.org/