What is the nastiest thing you have ever caught someone doing?

[JRich]

Originally posted by: RBachman
It's not really nasty, but college kids just have no manners.. my roommate freshman year brought a chick back to our room and boffed her, thinking I was asleep (I got him back though :evil: ). Sophomore year I lived in a quad where two of the guys' girlfriends slept there most nights, so 6 people total. One night one of the couples decided we were all asleep and started screwing... me, the other guy's g/f and the other guy without a g/f kept clearing our throats and such but they just wouldn't stop. In both cases it's pretty annoying and something I'd rather not be around for.

What?! No orgy?!! :|

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: yosuke188
I saw someone double clicking on Internet Explore... 🙁

🙁

 

[Accipiter22]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
My ex wife!

















j/k 😛

yah your ex wife was pretty nasty....she was a better lay when you two were married. She had more stress then, used to take it out on my Girl-Splitter.

 

[Accipiter22]

Originally posted by: GTaudiophile

Originally posted by: kogase

Originally posted by: J0hnny

Originally posted by: Rill22

Originally posted by: alien42
i walked in on my mom inserting a tampon :Q

needless to say how horrifying that was

Tops them all.

Walked into Grandma changing...

Walked into Great-Grandma changing...

Walked into sister changing...

did you hit it?

 

[BriGy86]

what is with people picking at stuff and eating it?
(noses, ears, other orifices)

what in the hell would make you want to EAT it, i call shens!

 

[The Linuxator]

Originally posted by: jadinolf
I caught a guy installing Windows Me.

Oh the humanity. 🙁

:brokenheart: God just didn't intend it for all people to see the light I guess !!

Concerning the topic, I can ATM think of one thing, I was at this resort and I went to take a hot shower, and there was this BIGGEST PILE of stinking turds in the middle of the of the shower drain, I just walked out slowly, and never went back to the whole resort again. I think I didn't eat a thing for a couple of days after that, the smell was just hideous in a way I can't explain by just typing it down, and the most horrifying part is that if I hadn't looked down I was 4 cm away from stepping right into it :Q.

That day the manager got a nice 30 minutes chit chat from me, a very quiet chit chat, nah I wasn't quiet TBH I just barged in to his office and yelled infront of the customers, JEEBUS!! THERE IS A FCKING PILE OF TURDS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SHOWER WTF IS GOING ON WITH THIS PLACE I WAN'T AN IMMEDIATE REFUND OF MY MEMBERSHIP NOW !!!!

The good news is that I got my refund back.
The bad news I developed a pshycological complexity and I start having fears that everytime I go to the shower there will be this big TURD PILE waiting for me, and I haven't had a single shower in 2 years 😛 :laugh:

Conclusion, if you ever want a refund for your membership to any resort just go to the shower and take a big ass dump 🙂, now don't start pointing fingers I know what you all thinking :runs away; 😛

 

[her209]

A man having a kid with his wife and another with his step-daughter. To make things more fvcked up, the father's [biological] son has a kid with his step-mom and step-sister.

:barf;

 

[SampSon]

Walked in on my parents having sex.

 

[FleshLight]

Reenacting "bite the curb" IRL.

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: SampSon
Walked in on my parents having sex.

Okay, so then with whom or what should your parents be having sex with (if not with each other)?

 

[SampSon]

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: SampSon
Walked in on my parents having sex.

Okay, so then with whom or what should your parents be having sex with (if not with each other)?

No matter whom or what they are having sex with I really don't want to see it.

 

[AznAnarchy99]

picking noses dont bother me since its better to do it in the bathroom than out at the dinner table... now eating it is a different thing

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: SampSon

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: SampSon
Walked in on my parents having sex.

Okay, so then with whom or what should your parents be having sex with (if not with each other)?

No matter whom or what they are having sex with I really don't want to see it.

Its one thing to accidentally walk in while your dad is in mid-thrust or your mom is riding the flesh pony, its another to walk in and wait around long enough to hear to the moaning sounds. :shocked:

 

[Xyclone]

Originally posted by: SampSon

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: SampSon
Walked in on my parents having sex.

Okay, so then with whom or what should your parents be having sex with (if not with each other)?

No matter whom or what they are having sex with I really don't want to see it.

QFT

 

[illusion88]

I was checking on a buddy who was shrooming in the bathroom, he was peaking at the time. Anyways, I get in there and he is urinating on himself! He was lying on the ground, on his back, and peeing upwards. God only knows what was going through his head at the time.

 

[Aquaman]

Originally posted by: rh71
Whoever said "whatever doesn't kill ya only makes you stronger" is wrong.

Friedrich Nietzsche

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[S Freud]

This thread is great...disgusting but great, I'm sitting here about in tears from some of this sh!t

 

[Excelsior]

Originally posted by: GTaudiophile
Hmmm. Can't say anything like this has happened to me. I must lead a boring life.

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: illusion88
I was checking on a buddy who was shrooming in the bathroom, he was peaking at the time. Anyways, I get in there and he is urinating on himself! He was lying on the ground, on his back, and peeing upwards. God only knows what was going through his head at the time.

Drugs are bad... mmmkay.

 

[Chaotic42]

Nevermind, I didn't catch them in the act.