My Dad's current computer, the one I built, and used to share with him, is named Katie. I had a crush on Katie in sixth grade.

My current computer is named Kristan. That was 8th grade.

She is so beautiful, and her voice = win!

Next computer will be named Alli, after Allison, another girl from 8th grade.
I was too much of a wuss to try to get with Alli; I think she had a crush on me.
EDIT: 8th grade had a significant emotional impact on me...(considering the fact that I skipped the last three years of high school)