What is the most heinous (yet somewhat legal) way to exact revenge on someone?

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daveymark

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This one worked for me when I was an idiot teen and some guy ripped me off:

I took a can of tuna fish, squeezed all the tuna water from the can into a bottle, then promptly dumped the tuna water in the vent below his windshield. This caused his whole interior to stink like tuna, he was never able to get the smell out.

I'm sure some law was broken there, (maybe criminal damage to property?) but it was somewhat harmless.


Another time, I bought a set of those "Truck Nuts" and put them on my bosses' Ford F-350. He was a hardcore Christian.


Let's not get into "living well is the best revenge" and all that jive. This thread is for entertainment purposes only.
 
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Desslok

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Originally posted by: daveymark
This one worked for me when I was an idiot teen and some guy ripped me off:

I took a can of tuna fish, squeezed all the tuna water from the can into a bottle, then promptly dumped the tuna water in the vent below his windshield. This caused his whole interior to stink like tuna, he was never able to get the smell out.

I'm sure some law was broken there, (maybe criminal damage to property?) but it was somewhat harmless.


Another time, I bought a set of those "Truck Nuts" and put them on my bosses' Ford F-350. He was a hardcore Christian.


Let's not get into "living well is the best revenge" and all that jive. This thread is for entertainment purposes only.
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Your spending money on "Truck Nuts"??

Damn there is a sucker born every minute.
 
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AdamSnow

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Originally posted by: Desslok
Originally posted by: daveymark
This one worked for me when I was an idiot teen and some guy ripped me off:

I took a can of tuna fish, squeezed all the tuna water from the can into a bottle, then promptly dumped the tuna water in the vent below his windshield. This caused his whole interior to stink like tuna, he was never able to get the smell out.

I'm sure some law was broken there, (maybe criminal damage to property?) but it was somewhat harmless.


Another time, I bought a set of those "Truck Nuts" and put them on my bosses' Ford F-350. He was a hardcore Christian.


Let's not get into "living well is the best revenge" and all that jive. This thread is for entertainment purposes only.
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Your spending money on "Truck Nuts"??

Damn there is a sucker born every minute.
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I disagree... I think that would have been funny as hell!
 
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J Heartless Slick

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Originally posted by: daveymark
This one worked for me when I was an idiot teen and some guy ripped me off:

I took a can of tuna fish, squeezed all the tuna water from the can into a bottle, then promptly dumped the tuna water in the vent below his windshield. This caused his whole interior to stink like tuna, he was never able to get the smell out.

I'm sure some law was broken there, (maybe criminal damage to property?) but it was somewhat harmless.


Another time, I bought a set of those "Truck Nuts" and put them on my bosses' Ford F-350. He was a hardcore Christian.


Let's not get into "living well is the best revenge" and all that jive. This thread is for entertainment purposes only.
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Hmmmm, maybe that is why my car has been smelling funny for the last week or two.....
 
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Gurck

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Originally posted by: FoBoT
love thy neighbor

do unto other as thou would have others do unto you
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"Do unto others what they have done to you" is a much more satisfying and effectual way to live.
 
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If it's a member of the opposite sex the best revenge is to marry them.
 
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jagec

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Originally posted by: daveymark
Another time, I bought a set of those "Truck Nuts"
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You are hereby found guilty of crimes against intelligence. You are ordered to commit seppuku immediately to ensure you do not contaminate the body of human knowledge.
 
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cbeavers

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One time at my old job we taped an empty can of sardines under my bosses chair. Well after a few day's in the warehouse at 80 to 90 degree temps it started to stink really bad. It was so funny, cuz we could see him every once in awhile looking around his desk to see what the hell was stinking so bad. We had to really try to hold in our laughs as he thought something was up anyway.
 
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daveymark

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Originally posted by: Desslok
Originally posted by: daveymark
This one worked for me when I was an idiot teen and some guy ripped me off:

I took a can of tuna fish, squeezed all the tuna water from the can into a bottle, then promptly dumped the tuna water in the vent below his windshield. This caused his whole interior to stink like tuna, he was never able to get the smell out.

I'm sure some law was broken there, (maybe criminal damage to property?) but it was somewhat harmless.


Another time, I bought a set of those "Truck Nuts" and put them on my bosses' Ford F-350. He was a hardcore Christian.


Let's not get into "living well is the best revenge" and all that jive. This thread is for entertainment purposes only.
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Your spending money on "Truck Nuts"??

Damn there is a sucker born every minute.
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Even the sweet taste of revenge has a cost. I would gladly pay tenfold the amount to see the look on his wife's face again. It was like she threw up in her mouth and farted at the same time. That look of surprise and embarrassment at the same time....ah, victory never tasted so sweet


 
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mordantmonkey

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everything i can think of is illegal. i would say letting the air out of all of their tires but i'm sure that's illegal too. besides it's faster and more evil to just get the little tool that unscrews the valve from the stem.
 
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Lonyo

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Originally posted by: Red Dawn
If it's a member of the opposite sex the best revenge is to marry them.
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Only if you're a woman.
Woman marries, no sex necessary, divorce and get half the money/assets. That's a good way to get revenge, Pretty effecdtive.
Man marries, no sex, loses half his money. Fails to get revenge. Not very effective
 
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GasX

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daveymark, I am curious as to how much the guy ripped you off for, because in addition to the awful smell part of your prank, there is also the very real financial issues related to the ruined resale value of the vehicle.

Good for you for being suck a swell stand up guy...
 
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Kenazo

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Originally posted by: Lonyo
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
If it's a member of the opposite sex the best revenge is to marry them.
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Only if you're a woman.
Woman marries, no sex necessary, divorce and get half the money/assets. That's a good way to get revenge, Pretty effecdtive.
Man marries, no sex, loses half his money. Fails to get revenge. Not very effective
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no sex = Annulment = no getting half of everything. You still need to put out at least once or twice.
 
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daveymark

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Originally posted by: kranky
What did your boss do that you wanted revenge for?
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He made sexual advances towards a friend of mine. She complained multiple times, but nothing was done about it.
 
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hoyaguru

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This one is safe to do, and not damaging.

If you work in an office, take the person's chair and push it under their desk. Then take string, and tie it to the bottom of the chair, run it up the back of the desk, and tape it to something on the desk (stapler, phone, whatever). Do it again and again until just about everything on his desk is connected to the chair, but make sure he can't see the string. When he comes into work the next morning and pulls his chair out, everything on his desk flies off the back. Hilarity ensues.
 
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ragazzo

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"What is the most heinous (yet somewhat legal) way to exact revenge on someone?"

Tell them how much you loved it and ask for more.
 
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imthebadguy

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Originally posted by: hoyaguru
This one is safe to do, and not damaging.

If you work in an office, take the person's chair and push it under their desk. Then take string, and tie it to the bottom of the chair, run it up the back of the desk, and tape it to something on the desk (stapler, phone, whatever). Do it again and again until just about everything on his desk is connected to the chair, but make sure he can't see the string. When he comes into work the next morning and pulls his chair out, everything on his desk flies off the back. Hilarity ensues.
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this is a good one, ill hafta try it with some fishing line
 
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