What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever done?

toby12198

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This is the most embarrassing thing that happened in my life.
3 years ago, when I was a 12 year old boy, I have swum in a pool and walked home naked. It was actually an accident.
As I recall, it was a very hot summer day. My parents were out for a business trip and I couldn't stand the heat. There was a private pool(which you have to be the member of the clubhouse to get in) a few minutes from my home. So all I brought is the key of my home and I wore my swimming trunks and slippers(shirtless) then I went to the pool. I didn't bring anything else because it's just a few minutes walk from home and it's hot summer so I didn't even bring a towel.
Although it was just a few minutes walk from home, I drank too much water before I went out (as I said it was very hot). I really wanted to pee on the way I was going to the pool. I can hardly hold it anymore. Once I got to the pool, I took off the swimming trunks and slippers I was wearing and put everything into the locker, then I went to the toilet naked immediately to pee.
After I finished, it was such a huge relief that I even forgot I was naked and I went straight out to the pool! The pool is not very crowded like there is 10 people at the pool and most saw me. They looked at me weirdly but I still didn't know what was going on. The lifeguard and staff weren't there and so no one really warns me. I swam in the pool naked without realizing I am actually naked.
I swam for a while and then got thirsty. I got out of the pool and went out of the clubhouse to get to the drinking fountains on the street. I was still naked with my mind still thinking that I was wearing swimming trunks. I got to the street and drank water from the water fountain. Someone passed by and smile at me. I didn't really pay attention at that time and I STILL didn't realized I am naked.
And then I went back to the changing room and got back home. I got my slippers from the shelf and wore them and quickly grabbed everything in the locker into my hand, and then just left to walk back home.
While I was walking back home, I met a few people and they are all smiling and giggling when they saw me but I STILL didn't know that I was naked. By the time I know that is when I got back home, I opened my hands to get the keys to open the door of my house. And I saw not only keys, but also my swimming trunks! I am kinda scared at that time. I touched my crotch with my hand and I touched not my swimming trunks but my skin. I looked down and saw my private parts exposed to air... And then I realized I was completely naked the whole time.....
At least 20 people saw me naked and I have been naked for nearly an hour.....

Until now, I still couldn't forget about it and forgive my stupidity
 

Phynaz

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You're only 15. You haven't had long enough to embarrass yourself yet.
 

inf1nity

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I once posted a link to an internet forum promising people they will get free ipods if they clicked it.
 

poofyhairguy

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It is more like the most embarrassing thing I have never done:

I have never beat the original The Legend of Zelda.
 

ultimatebob

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Heh... I gotta give the dude credit for having a clever introduction to the forum.

I'll always refer to him as "Naked Pool Guy", though :)
 

BudAshes

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Stay out of your parents medicine cabinet and things like this wont happen.
 

Rudee

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Flew into Houston from Canada last year for an job interview with Saudi Aramco. Came down with stomach flu the evening prior to my interview. The day of my interview, I was sick as a dog but tried to hide it. Got nauseous during the interview, and tried to get up and walk quickly down the hallway to the bathroom. Made it about 2 steps outside the boardroom, when everything came up. Ended up barfing all over the carpet in the hallway. I spent the next couple of hours inside the bathroom stall, curled up around a toilet, with the interviewers coming into the bathroom every 15 minutes or so to see if I was ok. Interview was postponed and I flew back home 2 days later. Ended up getting interviewed via Skype at a later date.
 

Sonikku

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It is more like the most embarrassing thing I have never done:

I have never beat the original The Legend of Zelda.

That's not that embarrassing. The written clues in the game are AWFUL and not at all helpful in finding where to bomb or where to push. Perhaps with a better translation it'd be different, but that's not embarrassing at all.

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Um yeah. whatever buddy. :confused:

Now if you couldn't beat link to the past, that is something different. :colbert:
 
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poofyhairguy

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That's not that embarrassing. The written clues in the game are AWFUL and not at all helpful in finding where to bomb or where to push. Perhaps with a better translation it'd be different, but that's not embarrassing at all.

Now if you couldn't beat link to the past, that is something different. :colbert:

I beat LTTP every other year, it is my second favorite game all time.

I did originally learn from Nintendo Power which items to throw to the fairy though.
 

mrjminer

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I called into the Nintendo power hotline once for SNES Zelda to get past a part involving a fairy and a frog, perhaps? I don't remember 100% since I was only 8 or so at the time.

I got my ass kicked when my parents got the couple of bucks on their bill. I remember that part pretty well :O
 

Sonikku

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Did you tell them that the fate of not one but TWO worlds was on the line?!?!
 

mrjminer

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Did you tell them that the fate of not one but TWO worlds was on the line?!?!

I wasn't that dumb when I was a little kid. It would have gone something like:

Me: "But dad, the fate of two worlds was on the line."
Dad: "I guess that means it's double-spanking time!"
 

Rakehellion

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Flew into Houston from Canada last year for an job interview with Saudi Aramco. Came down with stomach flu the evening prior to my interview. The day of my interview, I was sick as a dog but tried to hide it. Got nauseous during the interview, and tried to get up and walk quickly down the hallway to the bathroom. Made it about 2 steps outside the boardroom, when everything came up. Ended up barfing all over the carpet in the hallway. I spent the next couple of hours inside the bathroom stall, curled up around a toilet, with the interviewers coming into the bathroom every 15 minutes or so to see if I was ok. Interview was postponed and I flew back home 2 days later. Ended up getting interviewed via Skype at a later date.

Did you get the position?
 

Mixolydian

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When I look back at all the things I've done that I thought were so embarrassing, none of them seem all that embarrassing. In fact, many people probably wouldn't consider them embarrassing at all. But I'm kinda nuts, so...
 

BoomerD

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I killed the wrong person once...talk about being embarrassed! :oops:

It took me three days to live down the humiliation.

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