What is the dumbest thing you have ever heard on XBL?

[michaels]

I was just in the lobby for Halo 3 and a guy was saying his connection was bad, then an expert chimed in with this...
"Have you tried defragging your computer, that will probably fix it"

 

[tdawg]

Originally posted by: michaels
I was just in the lobby for Halo 3 and a guy was saying his connection was bad, then an expert chimed in with this...
"Have you tried defragging your computer, that will probably fix it"

Nice!

"If it wasn't for that horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college".

 

[NikolaeVarius]

Originally posted by: tdawg

Originally posted by: michaels
I was just in the lobby for Halo 3 and a guy was saying his connection was bad, then an expert chimed in with this...
"Have you tried defragging your computer, that will probably fix it"

Nice!

"If it wasn't for that horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college".

Oh comon. Lewis Black.

 

[purbeast0]

I think one of the dumbest things I heard was this story some kid told ...

He got the game early through piracy and was playing on xbox live early with me and a bunch of other pirates (I had my legit one early, check my bragging one in other threads ).

He said one of his friends drove by a line of people in best buy who were all waiting for Halo 3 and screamed out the ending of the game while holding the pirated copy out the window. He then said some fat kid started chasing the car as they drove by but the fat kid tripped and fell, and that everyone in the car looked at him and was laughing. Then as they were looking at the fat kid and laughing, they crashed into a light pole in the parking lot. As they came to it, more kids were coming after the car but they managed to speed away...

Then my other friend who had a legit copy as well mocked em and just said "oh yea, well when I got my real copy I was in line and then some hot chick came up to me and showed me her tits ... yah, thats the whole story."

Needless to say it was pretty funny cause nobody believed the idiot telling the best buy story and laughed as my friend mocked him.

 

[potato28]

Little kid: " OMG STOP STICKYING ME!!!1"
Friend: "" Shut up and drink your chocolate milk before I sticky you again"

 

[lupi]

Originally posted by: purbeast0

Then my other friend who had a legit copy as well mocked em and just said "oh yea, well when I got my real copy I was in line and then some hot chick came up to me and showed me her tits ... yah, thats the whole story."

I was out driving around on a halloween with my costume makeup still on. Passed a car with a chick in the passenger seat; she saw my outfit and then flashed me.

top 10 in days in the life category

 

[CrackRabbit]

Playing Burnout with a bunch of drunk British guys. I couldn't understand half of what they were saying.

 

[BornStar]

"Hey BornStar! Porn star is spelled with a B...I mean P."

 

[S Freud]

When we were playing teams I kept running into this same guy by complete coincidence and kept killing him. He got so pissed that after the game was over he ranted on me for what felt like forever, typical swearing and whatever. Then when he was done I just paused and said...your mom. Man he was so pissed he just starting going off again, I just left and started matchmaking again. I know what I said was stupid and that was the best part, how mad it made him.

 

[xSkyDrAx]

a few days ago there was this guy going on about how great it was that he was receiving a bj and playing halo 3 at the same time. He went on for 2-3 minutes and at the end of it, some other guy went, 'so what's his name?' :laugh:

 

[Ephemeral]

Earlier today while playing some Halo 3, I stuck a plasma grenade on a guy from half-way across the map. I was amazed that it stuck to him and said, "Wow that was a one in a million shot right there," and then he called me a, "Stupid Asian ni**er."

I'm Caucasian with an East Coast accent.

 

[intogamer]

Originally posted by: Ephemeral
Earlier today while playing some Halo 3, I stuck a plasma grenade on a guy from half-way across the map. I was amazed that it stuck to him and said, "Wow that was a one in a million shot right there," and then he called me a, "Stupid Asian ni**er."

I'm Caucasian with an East Coast accent.

Asian people have that generic english accent. East Coast I guess.

 

[TanisHalfElven]

Originally posted by: intogamer

Originally posted by: Ephemeral
Earlier today while playing some Halo 3, I stuck a plasma grenade on a guy from half-way across the map. I was amazed that it stuck to him and said, "Wow that was a one in a million shot right there," and then he called me a, "Stupid Asian ni**er."

I'm Caucasian with an East Coast accent.

Asian people have that generic english accent. East Coast I guess.

the funny part was the asian n**ger. ROFLMAO.

 

[Xavier434]

This changes for me daily every time I play Halo 3. For some reason, Halo attracts the rudest online gamer kids I have ever come across. I am sure there are other game communities which could give it a run for its money but man...

 

[xdreadpiratedoug]

Originally posted by: purbeast0
I think one of the dumbest things I heard was this story some kid told ...

He got the game early through piracy and was playing on xbox live early with me and a bunch of other pirates (I had my legit one early, check my bragging one in other threads ).

He said one of his friends drove by a line of people in best buy who were all waiting for Halo 3 and screamed out the ending of the game while holding the pirated copy out the window. He then said some fat kid started chasing the car as they drove by but the fat kid tripped and fell, and that everyone in the car looked at him and was laughing. Then as they were looking at the fat kid and laughing, they crashed into a light pole in the parking lot. As they came to it, more kids were coming after the car but they managed to speed away...

Then my other friend who had a legit copy as well mocked em and just said "oh yea, well when I got my real copy I was in line and then some hot chick came up to me and showed me her tits ... yah, thats the whole story."

Needless to say it was pretty funny cause nobody believed the idiot telling the best buy story and laughed as my friend mocked him.

That Best Buy story actually happened to me on release night, but a little different.

They had just opened the doors, and the first guy who got it came out and made a complete ass out of himself, bragging how he was the first one. Well, he got in his car, and sped off like a dumbass, wheels screechin and such when he gets to the red light that's in LOS of the store front - dumbass plowed into someone.

Store manager goes, "He might have been the first copy, but that dumbfuck will be the last one to play it out of everyone here now ..."

Everyone just bust out laughing.

 

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[ShotgunSteven]

When my fiancée was playing MechAssault. Don't remember the exact wording, but it went something like this. Keep in mind that she was the only female on there at the moment.

She made some comment that I honestly don't even recall, but her voice is VERY definitely female, and that started the ball rolling. All of the "men" playing sounded about six to twelve years old.

Guy 1: "Hey, there's a girl playing!"
Guy 2: "I bet it's some f****t using a voice changer."
Guy 3: "Are you really a girl?"
Guy 4: "Do you have any pictures of yourself you can e-mail me?"

Guy 1: "Do you have a boyfriend?"
Guy 2: "F****t, why don't you go to a gay chat room?"
Guy 3: "How big are your t**s?"
Guy 4: "Do you have any naked pictures of yourself?"

Guy 1: "If you don't have a boyfriend, do you want one? I'm really good at video games!"
Guy 2: "If she really is a girl, she must be ugly, no hot girls play video games!"
Guy 3: "Do you have any pictures of your t**s online?"
Guy 4: "Do you have any naked pictures of yourself you can send to me?"

Guy 1: "Want to be on my team, we can frag the rest of these losers, I'll protect you!"
Guy 2: "Definitely a guy with a voice changer or an ugly chick, or she'd have told us where she had some pictures of herself."
Guy 3: "Come on, just give us a picture of your t**s, you don't have to show your face!"
Guy 4: "My e-mail is sexxayman69@hotmail.com (or some generic retard e-mail address like that), can you send me some naked pics?

She finally just gave up and quit. There were actually more than four if I recall correctly, but those squeaky prepubescent voices all start to merge together when they're squawking like chickens fighting over feed.

 

[Dumac]

Originally posted by: ShotgunSteven
When my fiancée was playing MechAssault. Don't remember the exact wording, but it went something like this. Keep in mind that she was the only female on there at the moment.

She made some comment that I honestly don't even recall, but her voice is VERY definitely female, and that started the ball rolling. All of the "men" playing sounded about six to twelve years old.

Guy 1: "Hey, there's a girl playing!"
Guy 2: "I bet it's some f****t using a voice changer."
Guy 3: "Are you really a girl?"
Guy 4: "Do you have any pictures of yourself you can e-mail me?"

Guy 1: "Do you have a boyfriend?"
Guy 2: "F****t, why don't you go to a gay chat room?"
Guy 3: "How big are your t**s?"
Guy 4: "Do you have any naked pictures of yourself?"

Guy 1: "If you don't have a boyfriend, do you want one? I'm really good at video games!"
Guy 2: "If she really is a girl, she must be ugly, no hot girls play video games!"
Guy 3: "Do you have any pictures of your t**s online?"
Guy 4: "Do you have any naked pictures of yourself you can send to me?"

Guy 1: "Want to be on my team, we can frag the rest of these losers, I'll protect you!"
Guy 2: "Definitely a guy with a voice changer or an ugly chick, or she'd have told us where she had some pictures of herself."
Guy 3: "Come on, just give us a picture of your t**s, you don't have to show your face!"
Guy 4: "My e-mail is sexxayman69@hotmail.com (or some generic retard e-mail address like that), can you send me some naked pics?

She finally just gave up and quit. There were actually more than four if I recall correctly, but those squeaky prepubescent voices all start to merge together when they're squawking like chickens fighting over feed.

Don't lie; that was you using a voice changes.

Once while playing GoW on Live of fun two players, one obviously prepubescent and the other old and German, got into a weird vocal battle. It was stupid, as the German guy just shouted in German while the kid just swore at his mom and called him a noob. So, I chainsawed them both like a cheap ass.

 

[ric1287]

all children or males with the voices of children should not be allowed headsets in live. When you buy an xbox, they should have some type of voice scanning station so they know whether or not to give you one.