What is the best way to get smell of lard out of pants?

[BudAshes]

Just add flour, salt and baking powder to them. Flatten into a nice round circle, cook on a hot pan till brown on both sides. Eat them, problem solved. Tortilla pants.

 

[Herkejmhu]

Why are you wiping lard into your pants? Ever hear of a napkin or towel?

Obviously not... ! xD