What is the best pickup line you have used or heard?

[Flaredair]

Here's mine (Man using it on woman) :

Question: Hi, do you sleep on your stomach?

If she answers no, I come back with this "Can I"

 

[Ladies Man]

You might not be able to tell from looking at me but i can run really really fast

 

[jbod]

From the movie Joe Dirt

"You're my sister, you're my sister!"

hehehehe....jk

 

[Daniel]

Sup bitch... prom?

Aside from that classic of course most if not all pickup lines are pretty lame and won't really work on women, not the ones I know anyway they all generally agree its lame.

 

[Pakaderm]

How about this:

"If I told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me...please?"

😉

 

[Masas]

heard this one here
"well, it's not gonna suck itself"

and the one i use
"don't i know you?"
reply - "i don't think so"
me - "then i should start getting to know you, shouldn't i"

 

[guyver01]

i lost my phone number, can i have yours?

 

[pdo]

the best pickup line is no pickup line.

 

[gopunk]

nice shoes...

 

[worth]

I weigh 298 pounds, I am 5 foot 8, and I enjoy long, romantic walks on the beach. BUTTSECKZ?

 

[yoda291]

<< nice shoes... >>



this is by far the funniest whenever I see it used. I always just say hi, my name is ****, what's yours?

Tho one of my personal favorites is:

"Would you be terribly offended if I were to throw you in the corner and have my way with you?"

 

[BlueApple]

That shirt looks very becoming on you. But if I were on your chest I?d be comming too. 😀

 

[Presence]

How to ask a woman to dance at a dance club assuming its hard to hear...

" Hey do you wanna dance? "

Now if she says yes you are golden. If she says no you say..

" No I said you looked fat in those pants "

Boo-YAH!

 

[Comp625]

I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away!

 

[schdaddy]

guy walks up to girl
"Hey you want to get some pizza & go f**k later?"

girl slaps guy & leaves

guy says
"What? Don't like pizza?"

🙂

 

[killface]

Do you wanna go back to my house and make some babies?

 

[Mo0o]

Are you from jamaica?

becuase you're ja makin me crazy




You know why they call me big penis?

 

[Red Dawn]

Those are the best?? No wonder you think the bad guys get all the girls. Those are pathetic.

 

[LuNoTiCK]

Are those spacepants cause your ass is outta this world

 

[Mo0o]

<< Those are the best?? No wonder you think the bad guys get all the girls. Those are pathetic. >>


i hope that was a joke because all those up top were

 

[Red Dawn]

I mean you might as well stay home because you are about as likely to score there as you would at a club using those lines.




<< hope that was a joke because all those up top were >>



I mean your better off dating your sister. You are going to get the same results!