What is it about condoms that makes them so difficult to use?

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notfred

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I mean, if a condom isn't actually within reach during foreplay the chances of it getting used shrink dramatically. If you have to open drawers or zippers to get to it, there's even less chance of it getting used, and if you have to leave the room to get it, there's pretty much no chance that's going to happen.

Condoms suck because human nature almost precludes thier use. People don't think very well when they're horny.

That's how it works for me, at least. :eek:
 
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If 10 seconds of inconvenience is a cockblock for you, your sex life is either really damn good, or really, really bad.
 
amish

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condoms suck because you have to stop everything but they make cleanup a cinch.

but as the friendly neighborhood jackass said: DON'T BE A DORK, WRAP YOUR PORK!
 
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kami333

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I just stash them all around my house, there's a couple near my door, a few in my kitchen, a handful near the couch, a few in the bathroom, a lot near my bed, and even a few near my computer (just in case).
 
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BooGiMaN

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or get some produce bags and twist ties...hang them right above your bed board..fast and conveniantly located

...either that or dip your wang in that rhino truck bed liner..problem solved

 
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Shawn

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Originally posted by: kami333
I just stash them all around my house, there's a couple near my door, a few in my kitchen, a handful near the couch, a few in the bathroom, a lot near my bed, and even a few near my computer (just in case).
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Ha! You know those things go bad right?
 
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AFB

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Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
or get some produce bags and twist ties...hang them right above your bed board..fast and conveniantly located

...either that or dip your wang in that rhino truck bed liner..problem solved
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Hmm, I think I will try the later. It's reversable, right?
 
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caitlion

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yeah they really kill the mood... thats why other forms of birth control are much better... unless of course youre having sex with random people
 
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kami333

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Originally posted by: Supercharged
Originally posted by: kami333
I just stash them all around my house, there's a couple near my door, a few in my kitchen, a handful near the couch, a few in the bathroom, a lot near my bed, and even a few near my computer (just in case).
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Ha! You know those things go bad right?
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In 2weeks?:p My ex and I once went through 2 economy sized boxes (36each) in a month.

Haven't had any in a month and a half now though, this is not good...
 
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BooGiMaN

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Originally posted by: amdfanboy
Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
or get some produce bags and twist ties...hang them right above your bed board..fast and conveniantly located

...either that or dip your wang in that rhino truck bed liner..problem solved
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Hmm, I think I will try the later. It's reversable, right?
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hey now... i just provide answers...if you want solutions that will cost extra.....although results may vary.....
 
ultimatebob

ultimatebob

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Originally posted by: amish
condoms suck because you have to stop everything but they make cleanup a cinch.

but as the friendly neighborhood jackass said: DON'T BE A DORK, WRAP YOUR PORK!
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I've always liked "Don't be a fool, wrap your tool" better. It rhymes better!
 
ElFenix

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George: Why do they make the condom packets so hard to open?
Jerry: Probably to give the woman a chance to change her mind.
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beer

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Originally posted by: IamElectro
A condom and its inconvience is cheaper than raising an unplanned child.

199628.00 to raise a child to 18years of age.

Child cost calculator
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Well if she isn't on any other form of birth control, i t's pretty much accepted that you're going to use it. But the key is just that - other forms of birth control are less invasive into your sex life.
 
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