What is God?

[destrekor]

Originally posted by: actuarial

Originally posted by: Arcadio
God is the omnipotent creator of the Universe and everything in it.

No, he's the earth's most notorious serial killer!

heh heh heh

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: destrekor
...
I'll say bless you, on occasion. But in general, I try not to even say anything after someone sneezes, unless it's a small group and it would seem disrespectful to not say anything (such as to someone important). In general, I find the use of acknowledging a sneeze to be worthless. We all do it, it no longer represents something crazy that god needs to bless someone for. But whatever. And I refuse to say gazuntite (sp?), as that's just ridiculous and well... not English... so equally worthless imho (not that other languages are worthless, but rather... use your own language when talking to someone).

However, my point basically... I am just going to say what most easily describes what I am trying to convey. Why waste time saying something more lengthy, or not as easily understood.

I also don't say anything when someone sneezes, just as I don't say anything when someone yawns, to coughs.

Besides, ok, that whole silly "bless you" thing - what if you live alone? I've got a bit of a cold now, and I must've sneezed at least 10x today. Not a single "bless you." So what then? Is God going to send me to Hell? Am I going to die of som-AAARRRGHHHH!!

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: FlashG

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3

Originally posted by: slugg
What is God? (god, god)
Baby don't hurt me, (me, me)
Don't hurt me, (me, me)
No more. (more, more)

...

Wooaaoooaaoaoaoaoa
Awooaoaoaoaaa
AAAAaaaaaaAAAHHH!

Oh, I don't know, what can I do?
Not a Christian, Jesus was a Jew
So what is right and what is wrong
Gimme a sign

sign

Touche!

 

[IronWing]

Update: My wife made peach-almond pie instead.

 

[destrekor]

Originally posted by: WHAMPOM
The generic answer primitive man came up with for the question of "WHY!".

caveman 1: bah. doh. why?
caveman 2: er, argh, god
caveman 1: what god?
caveman 2: everything, rah.

 

[destrekor]

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: destrekor
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I'll say bless you, on occasion. But in general, I try not to even say anything after someone sneezes, unless it's a small group and it would seem disrespectful to not say anything (such as to someone important). In general, I find the use of acknowledging a sneeze to be worthless. We all do it, it no longer represents something crazy that god needs to bless someone for. But whatever. And I refuse to say gazuntite (sp?), as that's just ridiculous and well... not English... so equally worthless imho (not that other languages are worthless, but rather... use your own language when talking to someone).

However, my point basically... I am just going to say what most easily describes what I am trying to convey. Why waste time saying something more lengthy, or not as easily understood.

I also don't say anything when someone sneezes, just as I don't say anything when someone yawns, to coughs.

Besides, ok, that whole silly "bless you" thing - what if you live alone? I've got a bit of a cold now, and I must've sneezed at least 10x today. Not a single "bless you." So what then? Is God going to send me to Hell? Am I going to die of som-AAARRRGHHHH!!

uh oh.

this just in. Jeff7 is the first to come down with zombie swine flu, in part due to a lack of blessings.

our pork is on the line, as are our brains.

 

[mjrpes3]

God is a manifestation of creation, not the source.

 

[zinfamous]

Arcadio of course.