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Tab

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1) A waiter comes up to me and says "Could I start you guys off with a couple beers?". If I say "Sure, I'll have a Killians" and I am underage. What are the most likely possible out comes if he asks to see my ID, leaves comes back with the beer and asks for my ID.

2)What happens if I grow a single marjiuana plant? Do I goto jail? What are the most common legal ramifications?
 

CrackRabbit

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Originally posted by: Tab
1) A waiter comes up to me and says "Could I start you guys off with a couple beers?". If I say "Sure, I'll have a Killians" and I am underage. What are the most likely possible out comes if he asks to see my ID, leaves comes back with the beer and asks for my ID.

2)What happens if I grow a single marjiuana plant? Do I goto jail? What are the most common legal ramifications?

1. Kicked out of the place, and made fun of.

2. If caught you would probably be charged with possesion. Punishment varies by state.
 
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i tried that at a restuarant once. the waitress was either stupid or it was too dark to see cause i still look like a kid. 2 budweisers man.
 

DaveSimmons

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Blackouts, asking "hypothetical" questions -- sounds like it's time for you to cut back on the drinking.
 

Tab

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Originally posted by: DaveSimmons
Blackouts, asking "hypothetical" questions -- sounds like it's time for you to cut back on the drinking.

I am minor, I don't drink at all.
 

DaveSimmons

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Originally posted by: Tab
Originally posted by: DaveSimmons
Blackouts, asking "hypothetical" questions -- sounds like it's time for you to cut back on the drinking.

I am minor, I don't drink at all.
Of course you don't, and the blackouts are "hypothetical" too ;)
 

Tab

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Originally posted by: corruptedmage25
Originally posted by: Tab
Originally posted by: DaveSimmons
Blackouts, asking "hypothetical" questions -- sounds like it's time for you to cut back on the drinking.

I am minor, I don't drink at all.


so are u an emo drunk or a happy drunk?

Don't know I've never had a single drop of that godless beverage...

Though, if I had to say I'd be a happy drunk but too much and I fall right to sleep...
 

Tab

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Originally posted by: SampSon
I don't understand question one.
Question two depends on your state laws.

North Dakota. Curious, what's the most lax state and whats the most harsh state.
 

xeemzor

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Originally posted by: Tab
Originally posted by: corruptedmage25
Originally posted by: Tab
Originally posted by: DaveSimmons
Blackouts, asking "hypothetical" questions -- sounds like it's time for you to cut back on the drinking.

I am minor, I don't drink at all.


so are u an emo drunk or a happy drunk?

Don't know I've never had a single drop of that godless beverage...

Though, if I had to say I'd be a happy drunk but too much and I fall right to sleep...

How is alcohol "godless"? :confused:
 

Tab

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Originally posted by: xeemzor
Originally posted by: Tab
Originally posted by: corruptedmage25
Originally posted by: Tab
Originally posted by: DaveSimmons
Blackouts, asking "hypothetical" questions -- sounds like it's time for you to cut back on the drinking.

I am minor, I don't drink at all.


so are u an emo drunk or a happy drunk?

Don't know I've never had a single drop of that godless beverage...

Though, if I had to say I'd be a happy drunk but too much and I fall right to sleep...

How is alcohol "godless"? :confused:

Haven't you ever read about the prohibition?
 

xeemzor

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Originally posted by: Tab

Haven't you ever read about the prohibition?

Yes, but I don't remeber reading about that phrase specifically. Maybe I should stop sleeping in class...:p
 

Tab

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Originally posted by: xeemzor
Originally posted by: Tab

Haven't you ever read about the prohibition?

Yes, but I don't remeber reading about that phrase specifically. Maybe I should stop sleeping in class...:p

Maybe, if you didn't stay up late partying with chicks, drinking booze and smoking pot you might get medicore grades.

Even if you did get good grades, you smoked pot therefore your entire life is ruined...forever...
 

CrackRabbit

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Originally posted by: Tab
Originally posted by: xeemzor
Originally posted by: Tab

Haven't you ever read about the prohibition?

Yes, but I don't remeber reading about that phrase specifically. Maybe I should stop sleeping in class...:p

Maybe, if you didn't stay up late partying with chicks, drinking booze and smoking pot you might get medicore grades.

Even if you did get good grades, you smoked pot therefore your entire life is ruined...forever...

/taps sarcasm meter
Damnit the batteries are dead again... thats what I get for buying cheap ones.

 

YoshiSato

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Originally posted by: corruptedmage25
i tried that at a restuarant once. the waitress was either stupid or it was too dark to see cause i still look like a kid. 2 budweisers man.

You rice beer drinking hippie.
 

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Originally posted by: corruptedmage25
i tried that at a restuarant once. the waitress was either stupid or it was too dark to see cause i still look like a kid. 2 budweisers man.

might as well ordered water...
 

xeemzor

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Originally posted by: Tab
Originally posted by: Tab

Haven't you ever read about the prohibition?

Yes, but I don't remeber reading about that phrase specifically. Maybe I should stop sleeping in class...:p

Maybe, if you didn't stay up late partying with chicks, drinking booze and smoking pot you might get medicore grades.

Even if you did get good grades, you smoked pot therefore your entire life is ruined...forever...[/quote]

Oh noes, my life is ruined and I'm a loser because someone on the internet said so! :brokenheart:
 

Tab

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Originally posted by: xeemzor

Originally posted by: Tab

Haven't you ever read about the prohibition?

Yes, but I don't remeber reading about that phrase specifically. Maybe I should stop sleeping in class...:p

Maybe, if you didn't stay up late partying with chicks, drinking booze and smoking pot you might get medicore grades.

Even if you did get good grades, you smoked pot therefore your entire life is ruined...forever...[/quote]

Oh noes, my life is ruined and I'm a loser because someone on the internet said so! :brokenheart:[/quote]

I think you need a sense of humor and some sarcasm... :(
 

SampSon

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Originally posted by: Tab
Originally posted by: SampSon
Originally posted by: Tab
Originally posted by: SampSon
I don't understand question one.
Question two depends on your state laws.

North Dakota. Curious, what's the most lax state and whats the most harsh state.
Check them out here.
I know NY has very lax marijuana laws, it's decriminalized here.

I thought federal laws made those irrelevant?
Most marijuana cases never make it to federal court.


 

Tab

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Originally posted by: SampSon
Originally posted by: Tab
Originally posted by: SampSon
Originally posted by: Tab
Originally posted by: SampSon
I don't understand question one.
Question two depends on your state laws.

North Dakota. Curious, what's the most lax state and whats the most harsh state.
Check them out here.
I know NY has very lax marijuana laws, it's decriminalized here.

I thought federal laws made those irrelevant?
Most marijuana cases never make it to federal court.

Didn't Colorado try to completely decriminalize 1/8th ounce but was superceded my federal laws?