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BooGiMaN

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Originally posted by: Rebasxer
Go raid my local gun shop and than drive to canada, zombies don't like the cold at all

arent they dead/undead ...why would they care how cold or hot it is?
i would think theyd prefer the cold
 

BurnItDwn

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Originally posted by: BurnItDwn
3.) What happens if both a zombie and a vampire bite someone at the very same instant?
This has me totally perplexed. I have never seen a real Zombie or Vampire, let alone seen someone get attacked by BOTH at the same instant. I imagine they would probably become like, a super evil zompire of doom. One that could only be defeated by someone with a cape and Wizard hat...




I just thought of something else ...

What happens if ... a Vampire, Warewolf, AND Zombie all bite the victim at the same instant?

Do you get a Werepirey?

Similar to a vampire, but it eats brains, and turns into a wolfpirey during full moons?

What strengths, weaknesses would it have?

That would be crazy ...
 

DT4K

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Originally posted by: BurnItDwn
Originally posted by: BurnItDwn
3.) What happens if both a zombie and a vampire bite someone at the very same instant?
This has me totally perplexed. I have never seen a real Zombie or Vampire, let alone seen someone get attacked by BOTH at the same instant. I imagine they would probably become like, a super evil zompire of doom. One that could only be defeated by someone with a cape and Wizard hat...




I just thought of something else ...

What happens if ... a Vampire, Warewolf, AND Zombie all bite the victim at the same instant?

Do you get a Werepirey?

Similar to a vampire, but it eats brains, and turns into a wolfpirey during full moons?

What strengths, weaknesses would it have?

That would be crazy ...

It's pretty much my favorite animal.
 

Ime

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Originally posted by: PaidLess
i've always wondered this .. okay if zombies were to come back alive like night of the living dead ... how many zombies would there be and how would you fend them off within your house ... would you shoot them like ... Dawn Of The Dead .. or bash their face in with a bat and use a chainsaw to cut them up like .. Army Of Darkness

Guns, lot's of guns.
 
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Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
Originally posted by: Rebasxer
Go raid my local gun shop and than drive to canada, zombies don't like the cold at all

arent they dead/undead ...why would they care how cold or hot it is?
i would think theyd prefer the cold

It's 29C up here today. (Do the damned conversion yourself.)

And it's not so much that they'd prefer the cold. They can do that all they like. But when it's -40 with the windchill, they'll be zombie-sicles in fifteen minutes. Then just saw off the heads and you're done. :D

- M4H
 

purbeast0

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Originally posted by: mchammer187
if they are the fast moving zombies like 28 days later I would freaking hide

those guys are freaking insane

if they are slow ones I dont see them as a huge problem

they weren't zombies in 28 days later, but were people that were infected w/a disease.
 
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Zombies are alive and well.. they wakeup everymorning between 7-9am and goto work, then they come how anywhere between 5-7pm.. the come home and consume some food, then sit in front of a TV until they are sleepy.. they gotosleep then wakeup and do the same thing the next day.. they do this about 5 times a week, sometimes more. On the days they dont do this, they sometimes goto large buildinds and 'worship' the zombie god.. other times they go out drinking and partying (depending on the zombies age). Sometimes zombies infect others and make "little zombies" they train these little zombies for a life of zombiehood.. programing them.. Some zombies dont watch TV as much as they zombie around in front of another glowing screen called a 'computer' they do all sorts of zombie things on this computer. again achiving nothing, just mindlessness of zombieness.. consuming consuming.. they spend 'money' (a zombie way of buying new zombie toys) and consume said things they purchace with it.. there are differnt types of zombies, but most of the population in the world is zombies.. I guess you could say zombies are complacent slaves to the zombie masters called TV, Politicians, Internet, and Sales. ZOMBIES EVERYWHERE! HELP THEY WANT TO EAT MY BRAIN!!!!!