What if your significant other...

[Shelly21]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: Syringer
I would hope my sig other is of the opposite sex.

Careful... I hear some females eat their mates after sex.

If she "eats" him during sex...:thumbsup:

I was making a spider reference and you RUINED IT. :|

How about I ruin YOUR FACE! :Q

You shot him in the face! - Jules

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
Not possible. I'm already screwed.

We seriously need that vomit smiley.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Not possible. I'm already screwed.

That's you? Damn, you ARE a sexy woodchuck!

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
Not possible. I'm already screwed.

We seriously need that vomit smiley.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Because this happens all the time??? :roll:

 

[Murphy Durphy]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Because this happens all the time??? :roll:

*shrug* I nearly got tripped up with your mom.


Ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: HajikuFlip

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Because this happens all the time??? :roll:

*shrug* I nearly got tripped up with your mom.


Ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing.

Wow, that was...not funny.

 

[Beau]

Am I the only one that finds it a little tacky to declare your own post as ownage or zing-quality?

 

[PowderBB3D]

This is one off topic thread that lives up to its name.

 

[Shockwave]

What would I do??

I'd be one kinky, twisted bastard in the sack! :Q

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: Beau
Am I the only one that finds it a little tacky to declare your own post as ownage or zing-quality?

NO, YOU ASS!


*BUUUUUUURRRRRNNNNNNNN*

 

[Ausm]

kind like cracker jacks when you open it up you will get a big surprise

Sysadmin

 

[Jzero]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Because this happens all the time??? :roll:

I know a dude like this.
He is a biological male married to a biological female. But he is transgendered and believes himself to be a lesbian trapped in a male body.

His wife is cool with it. He's already a pretty quirky guy, so I guess she figures what's another quirk? He still loves her and is turned on by her....

And I think that's about the way I would feel, too.

 

[PizzaDude]

Dumbest.....Post......Ever.

I don't think there are too many 13 yr olds that will see this. Thus, no one will find this amuzing.

 

[KarenMarie]

I would be in jail.

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: Shockwave
What would I do??

I am already one kinky, twisted bastard in the sack! :Q

Fixed.

 

[bandana163]

-9999/10
Congratulations!

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: Beau
Am I the only one that finds it a little tacky to declare your own post as ownage or zing-quality?

NO, YOU ASS!


*BUUUUUUURRRRRNNNNNNNN*

hahaha

 

[Shockwave]

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: Shockwave
What would I do??

I am already one kinky, twisted bastard in the sack! :Q

Fixed.

:beer:
But the difference now is my wife has to break out the batteries for such kinkiness. If I was married to someone like *that* I'd sure save a bundle on batteries, I know that much.

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: Beau
Am I the only one that finds it a little tacky to declare your own post as ownage or zing-quality?

NO, YOU ASS!


*BUUUUUUURRRRRNNNNNNNN*

hahaha

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: Shockwave

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: Shockwave
What would I do??

I am already one kinky, twisted bastard in the sack! :Q

Fixed.

:beer:
But the difference now is my wife has to break out the batteries for such kinkiness. If I was married to someone like *that* I'd sure save a bundle on batteries, I know that much.

What, you prefer the non vibrating threaded ass plugs?

OMGWTFBBQ I AM SO FUN HAPPY JOY FUNNY HAHA !!

 

[Shockwave]

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: Shockwave

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: Shockwave
What would I do??

I am already one kinky, twisted bastard in the sack! :Q

Fixed.

:beer:
But the difference now is my wife has to break out the batteries for such kinkiness. If I was married to someone like *that* I'd sure save a bundle on batteries, I know that much.

What, you prefer the non vibrating threaded ass plugs?

The vibrations tickle.....

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: Shockwave

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: Shockwave
What would I do??

I am already one kinky, twisted bastard in the sack! :Q

Fixed.

:beer:
But the difference now is my wife has to break out the batteries for such kinkiness. If I was married to someone like *that* I'd sure save a bundle on batteries, I know that much.

I am sure NiCad rechargables turn up in HD once in a while.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Shockwave

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: Shockwave
What would I do??

I am already one kinky, twisted bastard in the sack! :Q

Fixed.

:beer:
But the difference now is my wife has to break out the batteries for such kinkiness. If I was married to someone like *that* I'd sure save a bundle on batteries, I know that much.

You know, the ones that plug into the wall are much more powerful

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: Shockwave

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: Shockwave
What would I do??

I am already one kinky, twisted bastard in the sack! :Q

Fixed.

:beer:
But the difference now is my wife has to break out the batteries for such kinkiness. If I was married to someone like *that* I'd sure save a bundle on batteries, I know that much.

You know, the ones that plug into the wall are much more powerful

Really??

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