What if? What if a baby is born in an Airplane that is on it's way to US.

[axelfox]

"You don't bury survivors!"

Oh wait, wrong riddle.

 

[ForumMaster]

for that reason, airlines rarely let pregnant woman fly.

 

[zinfamous]

if over international waters.

the baby will officially be a pirate!

arrrrr

 

[darkxshade]

Originally posted by: zinfamous
if over international waters.

the baby will officially be a pirate!

arrrrr

I like the way you think

 

[feralkid]

Originally posted by: ForumMaster
for that reason, airlines rarely let pregnant woman fly.

Wrong. Pregnant women are most certainly allowed to fly.

Seriously, where do you come up with such nonsense?

 

[MrPickins]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: Papagayo
If a baby is born in an airplane, while the plane is on it's way to Hawaii. The Plane is over an US waters, is the baby automatically an American citizen?

You put the baby on a treadmill and when it falls off the end if it's heads the baby is a US citizen, if it's tails it's back to the country of origin.

But what if the baby takes off?

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Originally posted by: axelfox
"You don't bury survivors!"

Oh wait, wrong riddle.

I do. And my God, do they complain or what?

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: MrPickins

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: Papagayo
If a baby is born in an airplane, while the plane is on it's way to Hawaii. The Plane is over an US waters, is the baby automatically an American citizen?

You put the baby on a treadmill and when it falls off the end if it's heads the baby is a US citizen, if it's tails it's back to the country of origin.

But what if the baby takes off?

In that case the baby gets to choose which country it wants to be a citizen of. :laugh:

 

[randay]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: MrPickins

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: Papagayo
If a baby is born in an airplane, while the plane is on it's way to Hawaii. The Plane is over an US waters, is the baby automatically an American citizen?

You put the baby on a treadmill and when it falls off the end if it's heads the baby is a US citizen, if it's tails it's back to the country of origin.

But what if the baby takes off?

In that case the baby gets to choose which country it wants to be a citizen of. :laugh:

actually only 2 choices though, heaven or hell.

 

[jjones]

Depends on where the airline lost the luggage.

 

[BornStarlet]

Originally posted by: RKS

Originally posted by: spidey07
Just come right out and say it. Obama was born in Kenya and not in Hawai.

McCain was bornd in Panama to American parents and even Mitt Romney was born in Mehico.

Wait, Detroit is part of Mexico now? That explains a lot....

 

[Baked]

Abort.

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: Papagayo
If a baby is born in an airplane . . .

You have to buy him or her a prorated ticket, of course. And, just so you know, you aren't going to snag a window seat.

Originally posted by: Papagayo
If you drop the baby out of the plane, it would land on US water.

Unless you somehow managed to file a environmental impact statement first, that would be illegal.

What if it pee'd? :shocked: