What if the Jedi had a helpdesk?

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homestarmy

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We just had a discussion here at work about what would it be like if we had to work for a helpdesk that supported Jedi.

"Hi, I'm having issues levitating, it's just stuck and won't go anywhere, is the force down?"

"I don't have the security code for my lightsaber, could you please reset it for me?"

So what other common issues do you think you'd run into?
 
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Zolty

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<waves hand>
Jedi Help Desk: I am not in the department you're looking for
Jedi Hopeful: You aren't the department I am looking for
JHD: <transfered>

 
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Mr Pickles

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I'm sitting at helpdesk RIGHT NOW. I think this thread rocks...

"Messed up you say? Reboot R2D2 and tell me if you hear any noises, we need to make sure he has the correct beep sequence"

"Im sorry, I don't see anything in the database that will help with Dud Bolt's Vulptereen 327 Pod Racer."


 
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<Jeeebus tries desperately to force choke this thread out of existence. Failing miserably, he closes thread never to open again>
 
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Zolty

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Sir you will have to calm down, we only offer support for Blue, Green, Yellow, and Purple Lightsabers. Our analysts are not trained on how to opperator or maintain your Red saber, you may want to call the Sith help center.
 
FoBoT

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Originally posted by: Zolty
<waves hand>
Jedi Help Desk: I am not in the department you're looking for
Jedi Hopeful: You aren't the department I am looking for
JHD: <transfered>
Click to expand...

that is a good one
 
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vi edit

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"Is the force down?" got a very good chuckle out of me.

 
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NatePo717

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We had a discussion today about making urinals like those carnival games with the clowns and the ballons where you shoot the water into their mouths and the ballon blows up. It would have a timer on it too and prizes would be awarded to the people with the highest score.
 
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Exterous

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I can see a Jedi call to 911
Female Jedi: "Yeah, there is this creapy guy outside in a costume claiming to be my father and asking me to 'join' him...."
 
sao123

sao123

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You have just recieved a cease & desist letter from the RIAA regarding for listening in on the songs people sing in their head. This is against copywrite law.




Sir you will have to calm down, we only offer support for Blue, Green, Yellow, and Purple Lightsabers. Our analysts are not trained on how to opperator or maintain your Red saber, you may want to call the Sith help center.
Click to expand...

:thumbsup:

Originally posted by: Zolty
<waves hand>
Jedi Help Desk: I am not in the department you're looking for
Jedi Hopeful: You aren't the department I am looking for
JHD: <transfered>
Click to expand...

:thumbsup::thumbsup:
 
Jeff7

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"I'm sorry, but could you transfer me to someone else? I'm having a very difficult time understanding you."

"For 800 years have I worked here. Never before spoken to in this manner have I been. With your hearing, perhaps the problem is, hmmm?
 
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Hello, helpdesk? Everytime I try one of my force powers, my girlfriend starts chocking.

Oh, it sounds like you have a Maul ware infection. Download the latest version of Yoda and stand on your hands for awhile.



1/10, but at least I made an attempt. ;)
 
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