What if the desert had been an island?

[jonks]

Any chance the kosher laws prohibiting shellfish, pork, etc, would have been instituted if thousands of years ago those people lived on an island whose only land animal was wild pigs? I'm guessing no. Then it'd be "thou shalt not eat the cow, the camel and polar bears."

No lobster + no bacon = adios mis amigos judaios

 

[theflyingpig]

The rules of religion are all foolish. Therefore those who follow them are fools. QED.

 

[olds]

Did they have waffles?

 

[funkymatt]

the pork thing roots from the way meat used to be stored and (under)cooked.

 

[us3rnotfound]

I do not give a darn!

 

[acheron]

Originally posted by: funkymatt
the pork thing roots from the way meat used to be stored and (under)cooked.

This. Same for shellfish.

 

[acheron]

Plus, lobster is disgusting. Might as well eat a giant hissing cockroach.

 

[jonks]

Originally posted by: acheron

Originally posted by: funkymatt
the pork thing roots from the way meat used to be stored and (under)cooked.

This. Same for shellfish.

Well shit then, it's time for Old Testament V.2 (RC1)

 

[deepred98]

Originally posted by: acheron
Plus, lobster is disgusting. Might as well eat a giant hissing cockroach.

you sir, are mentally ill

 

[LtPage1]

Originally posted by: jonks

Originally posted by: acheron

Originally posted by: funkymatt
the pork thing roots from the way meat used to be stored and (under)cooked.

This. Same for shellfish.

Well shit then, it's time for Old Testament V.2 (RC1)

I already wrote it, and I'm not sharing. But you can join my Patented Path to Jesus for only $29.95 each month, and maybe one day I'll tell you the big secret. Oh, and if you're a hot babe you have to marry me.