what if i told you

[Printer Bandit]

i'm posting this while typing one handed on my smartphone and merging into highway traffic.

 

[Platypus]

I'd say keep it up, the house always wins eventually.

 

[MedicBob]

Stay strong.

 

[IronWing]

If


If a picture paints a thousand words
Why can't I fix my car?
The words would never show
Just where the oil goes.

 

[MontyAC]

Hope you have life insurance. Your benefactors will appreciate your generous estate.

 

[T_Yamamoto]

At least you aren't texting

 

[darkxshade]

i'm posting this while typing one handed on my smartphone and merging into highway traffic.

I would ask how are you doing these 3 things simultaneously:

posting this
typing one handed on your phone
driving

 

[chusteczka]

i'm posting this while typing one handed on my smartphone and merging into highway traffic.

Shens, no damn TapaTalk sig.

 

[HN]

Hope you have life insurance. Your benefactors will appreciate your generous estate.

not if he takes out said benefactors due to being behind the wheel having one hand on the phone and one fapping.

 

[SlitheryDee]

I'd say who cares as long as you're nowhere near me.

 

[Printer Bandit]

 

[SlitheryDee]

Then you're a moron for only using one hand.

 

[SKORPI0]

Never happened. OP didn't take a picture/video of what he was doing with his "Smartphone". :whiste:

http://www.maniacworld.com/Texting-While-Driving-PSA.html

 

[Oyeve]

Phone net ip traced and sent to local law enforcement.