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What if I told all you guys that I've seen God?

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do me a favor. next time you speak to god ask him (him or her? and if him or her, why? does god have sex?)
so the question. why did god make dinosaurs. why make the earth 4.5 billion years ago but wait until the last few million to make us in his image. or is the earth only 2000yrs old and science is wrong?
 
You really should be more careful when practicing autoerotic asphyxiation.

Stay safe. Praise the lord.
 
sadly it looks like an the eye of sauron...but you don't feel bad when you see it.

I still don't know what you were doing climbing out through my toilet this morning, but I'm pretty sure you "felt bad" ...considering your timing.


In case you guys don't get it, I am talking about my butthole
 
Sometimes I wonder if we are not all temporarily embarrassed gods who are being subjected to an existential face swirly in exactly this toilette, at the hands of bigger, older gods.
 
I seen God too! Actually was a Goddess and she is female. Yeah, I was about 16 or 17 and she appeared before me with big green eyes, blonde hair and wearing a cheerleader outfit. Her name was Alison and she still lives in my heart. She was the true definition of student body. Seeing those legs stick out the bottom of that skirt, DAMN!
 
What if I told you there isn't a shred of evidence indicating the existence of god(s)?
define evidence......to a believer you will find they have all sorts of evidence that you or the "world" would not call evidence....
Then there is the matter of that tiny word "Faith".......can`t prove there is faith....yet that's is the whole idea.....there would be no need for faith if everything was provable...lolol
 
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