What if George W. Bush...

ArchStudent

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Were to finally get Osama? I think that it will happen before the jury is in as to whether or not it is Kerry or Bush, and once Bush catches Osama I think we'll know who will be elected...

my $0.02 (CND, so that is like $0.013 USD)

;p
 

maddogchen

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Maybe they already have him, and gonna unveil him right before elections to swing it in favor of Bush! Just a thought
 

ArchStudent

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Let's just say it is a gut feeling or a hunch, and sometimes hunches do pay out (not trying to be cryptic or secretive)... I also think that when the men and women that represent the USA do capture Osama under the leadership of Mr. Bush (him being President) that it will be the best way to be re-elected...

I also recall hearing that the number of people involved in the search for Osama and his network has increased by about 50,000 or so bodies...

Anyways, I just thought I'd share... don't want to start a war here :) I just think that if Bush captures Osama he is going to be re-elected 100%
 

conjur

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Originally posted by: ArchStudent
Let's just say it is a gut feeling or a hunch, and sometimes hunches do pay out (not trying to be cryptic or secretive)... I also think that when the men and women that represent the USA do capture Osama under the leadership of Mr. Bush (him being President) that it will be the best way to be re-elected...

I also recall hearing that the number of people involved in the search for Osama and his network has increased by about 50,000 or so bodies...

Anyways, I just thought I'd share... don't want to start a war here :) I just think that if Bush captures Osama he is going to be re-elected 100%

I sure hope you're wrong about Bush. Plenty of people are pissed off at Bush who voted for him in 2000, including me.
 

heartsurgeon

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i've felt for a long time that Bin Laden's flash frozen head is a cryovac package, in storage at the Naval observatory in Washington DC (Official residence of the Vice-President). They're thaw it out at the right time..Cheney learned from Bush 1 about "winning" to soon!, they're not going to make that mistake twice!
 

Tab

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I can't wait someone to say that OBL is currently already captured and the goverment is holding him until the election. :p
 

XZeroII

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Kerry will win the election and about 1 month later we will catch Bin Sama and all the liberals will credit Kerry for it.

Then Kerry, being the anti-war person that he is, will let Bin Sama go free with a full belly and a good night's sleep.
 

ReiAyanami

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if they don't capture the real osama, i'm sure they'll catch someone that looks exactly like him. they probably have a few in guantanamo bay right now ;)
 

chess9

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I doubt OBL will be caught alive. He saw what happened to SH. Only an unusual set of circumstances would lead to his live capture.

But, I'm not sure it will matter as far as the election goes. People have already taken that possibility into consideration. However, even if he catches OBL tomorrow most people are going to say "What took you so long?" "Oh, you decided to teach Grace and Charm to the Iraqi's?" "Smart move, dipsh**!"

Or, words to that effect. :)

-Robert
 

xcalibir

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haha na we already know whos elected its goin to be GB cuz ralph nader is running
trust me they will somehow get osama in october ;)
even though i think there is something fishy with the republican party i still support them they are way better than the democrats
 

Bowfinger

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Originally posted by: heartsurgeon
i've felt for a long time that Bin Laden's flash frozen head is a cryovac package, in storage at the Naval observatory in Washington DC (Official residence of the Vice-President). They're thaw it out at the right time..Cheney learned from Bush 1 about "winning" to soon!, they're not going to make that mistake twice!
I read about the cryo storage at the Naval observatory. It didn't say anything about OBL, just that it was where they kept consevatives' hearts.

Is that why you picked the name "heartsurgeon"?

;)
 

sandorski

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It's hard to say how OBL's capture may affect the election. It sure would be used by the Bush admin as a great accomplishment, but with OBL captured the Voter may then decide that Bush the War President is no longer necessary. Other issues, such as the economy, may also outweigh the capture of OBL. If the Admin has had OBL underwraps in Guatamano(sp) or elsewhere, then drag him out at an oportune time, the Voter might look at it cynically and feel manipulated, if the fact of it becomes known.
 

etech

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Originally posted by: sandorski
It's hard to say how OBL's capture may affect the election. It sure would be used by the Bush admin as a great accomplishment, but with OBL captured the Voter may then decide that Bush the War President is no longer necessary. Other issues, such as the economy, may also outweigh the capture of OBL. If the Admin has had OBL underwraps in Guatamano(sp) or elsewhere, then drag him out at an oportune time, the Voter might look at it cynically and feel manipulated, if the fact of it becomes known.

Goddammit, there is not one fvcking shred of proof that OBL has been caught yet you are all treating it as if it was true.

Being pretty damn liberal with no facts or even a shred of proof to even base a claim on.






 

digitalsm

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People saying he is already caught are dumb.

If he was caught we would know about it because Al Qaeda would make a pretty large mark on history again.

That said, the troops that caught Saddam, are now enroute to Afghanistan/Pakistan.
 

ArchStudent

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I do not think that he has been captured, I just have a feeling that he will be captured... just in time for the election ;)
 

sandorski

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Originally posted by: etech
Originally posted by: sandorski
It's hard to say how OBL's capture may affect the election. It sure would be used by the Bush admin as a great accomplishment, but with OBL captured the Voter may then decide that Bush the War President is no longer necessary. Other issues, such as the economy, may also outweigh the capture of OBL. If the Admin has had OBL underwraps in Guatamano(sp) or elsewhere, then drag him out at an oportune time, the Voter might look at it cynically and feel manipulated, if the fact of it becomes known.

Goddammit, there is not one fvcking shred of proof that OBL has been caught yet you are all treating it as if it was true.

Being pretty damn liberal with no facts or even a shred of proof to even base a claim on.

Relax, it's just conjecture, a "what if?". Note the "If".