What if all the gods from all religions are real?

[SSSnail]

Who would win in a fight to the death? But wait, if they're immortal, how will they settle their differences?

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[IronWing]

Men in funny hats will argue it out while expecting everyone else to feed their wallowing asses.

 

[Kadarin]

Men in funny hats will argue it out while expecting everyone else to feed their wallowing asses.

This.

Oh, and...

 

[Ns1]

there can only be one god and he tastes delicious with garlic bread.

 

[Zeze]

I get an infraction for making a bait post, yet a garbage thread like this gets away? 🙁

 

[SSSnail]

I get an infraction for making a bait post, yet a garbage thread like this gets away? 🙁

That's because your posts are the real rubbish while my thread, although in jest, requires a certain level of sophistication and sarcastic wits to answer a real philosophical question that plague us all.

 

[Zeze]

That's because your posts are the real rubbish while my thread, although in jest, requires a certain level of sophistication and sarcastic wits to answer a real philosophical question that plague us all.

This post gave my cancer, cancer.

 

[SSSnail]

This post gave my cancer, cancer.

Well, that's what separating the greats, and you - a sense of humor. May your god strike you down with vengeance and furious anger for you have failed him/her/it before he battles my god. It's Joe Pesci, in case you're wondering, and he's real.

 

[zinfamous]

All the gods gather together in a conference room for the showdown, but Mohammed shows up late.

well, not really....he's strapped to the nines and blows the entire room up.

 

[MayorOfAmerica]

This.

Oh, and...

 

[disappoint]

there can only be one god and he tastes delicious with garlic bread.

Oh my god!

I love garlic bread. What? I do! It's not trolling if it's true! Is it?

 

[dave_the_nerd]

Been done.

http://www.amazon.com/American-Gods-.../dp/0380789035

If you haven't read it... read it.

 

[IndyColtsFan]

You obviously never saw the episode of Star Trek when Captain Kirk and crew outwitted and defeated Apollo.

 

[Childs]

My money is on Ganesh. No one wants to mess with a giant human/elephant hybrid with four arms.

 

[Gibsons]

If I remember the D&D deities and demigods book, Zeus and Odin seemed to be the most powerful, but Ptah was pretty badass too. Probably comes down to who makes their saving throws.

 

[Childs]

Wait, does this guy count?

If so, screw Ganesh, I'll take Darkseid.

 

[benbenben]

Just such an impossible thing.

 

[disappoint]

Just such an impossible thing.

You're gonna need more than a thinkpad to wrap your head around the real universe benben.

 

[lord_emperor]

 

[stormkroe]

Impossible. There would be WAY more super-powered people walking around right now if they were all true.

 

[Schmide]

My money is on the earth being Gaia (Roman Uranus).

Puns intended.

 

[Balt]

In the end, there can be only one.

 

[silverpig]

In the end, there can be only one.

Neo?

The Highlander?

 

[mmntech]

With pleasure.

 

[Ichinisan]

Oh...shit. 🙁