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What I have found out about God.

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IronWing said:
Finally, you write something worth reading.
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Dear IrongWing, I like very much to read something from you that will enrich my knowledge of what is honest intelligent productive information or opinion from you, okay?

You see, this AT forum is so very receptive of all kinds of postings, too receptive altogether, that is why posters here have all the chance to share honest intelligent productive thoughts among themselves, and to their intellectual profit - instead of wasting the bandwidth of AT with nonsense and even most irrational messages, exposing themselves to suspicions that they are altogether without any ideas of what is decent communication at all.

Dear readers, let us await with bated breath to witness the reaction of IronWing to my message in this here post.

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I have been to forums with so many posters but the forum powers there are into all kinds of restrictions, that any person expecting to do any honest intelligent productive writing and reading, they get banned or suspended because the powers that be there are so enrmored of their nonsense skepticism or their socalled being what? attached to science.

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Iron Woode said:
is cheesecake a pie or a cake?
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Dude, that's DEEP! I stand with the Jesuits, who hold that it is indeed a cake! As St. Thomas Aquinas put it, "It's right in the name, you heathen!"

However, several notations in the Dead Sea Scrolls seem to indicate that it is, in fact, a pie. As translated from the original Aramaic, "For let it be known that the mystery of the holy cheesecake is that, yea verily, it is a cake that is a pie."

HENCEFORTH, THIS THREAD IS NOW EXCLUSIVELY ABOUT THE CHEESECAKE CONUNDRUM!
 
Perknose said:
[ off topic ]
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Dear readers here, when your parties in a conversation bring in records of the ancient past, in order to stop them, because it is obvious that they are off topic, on the say topic for example whether wheat or corn is a better food, you can just tell them to go away, or you go away and avoid them like they are infected with the Covid-19 virus.
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For this morning I want to share with you this procedure to get atheists to accept - unless they are really irrational or worse crazy, let you ask them to concur with you on a statement from you that has to do with the existence of something, like with you addressing them as follows:

"Firstly, dear athests, do you concur with me that you and I we have a brain?"

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Marius Dejess said:
Dear readers here, when your parties in a conversation bring in records of the ancient past, in order to stop them, because it is obvious that they are off topic, on the say topic
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Well, this is the OFF TOPIC forum, after all.

"Firstly, dear athests, do you concur with me that you and I we have a brain?"
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From your pathetic grammar fail I'd say the proposition that you have a brain is iffy at best.

Now listen up, you heathen, and address the ecclesiastical question now before us: Cheescake. Cake or pie?
 
I am a pie purist; if it does not have a traditional crust of flour and crisco and hold some fruit, it is nothing more than an imposter, a fake. This inludes that entire family of wannabee pies in graham cracker crusts, the banana creme, pecan pies, it is all some perversity in the name of pie our lord and savior. In pie we trust, a la mode.
 
skyking said:
I am a pie purist; if it does not have a traditional crust of flour and crisco and hold some fruit, it is nothing more than an imposter, a fake. This inludes that entire family of wannabee pies in graham cracker crusts, the banana creme, pecan pies, it is all some perversity in the name of pie our lord and savior. In pie we trust, a la mode.
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You use vegetable shortening, thus you are not a purist. Lard is where it is at.
 
As it is said that this is an off topic board, just the same my opponents here are into off topic inputs in regard to the topic of my thread, okay?

Now, why do my opponents insist on writing off topic inputs in my thread topic? It is because they want to operate like robots, without brain but all computer devices and programs - and as robots they are slaves to human masters.

So, please dear my opponents here, do some credit to AT, conduct yourselves as humans whose brain is not lobotomzed totally - or certainly not 'zombimized'.


Now dear readers, let us all await with bated breath to witness whether my opponents will concur with me: that they and I we have brain, yes, no?

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Dear readers and also my dear opponents here, for this morning I present again another concise proof on evidence that God exists, in concept as the creator cause of man and the universe and everything with a beginning.

Babies and roses are in the neighborhood, therefore God exists.


You my opponents and also atheists, you have got to nurture honest intelligent productive thinking in order to grasp the proof on evidence in the concise argument above, for the existence of God, in concept as the creator cause of man and the universe and everything with a beginning.

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Marius Dejess said:
Babies and roses are in the neighborhood, therefore God exists.
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Well, you've convinced me . . . NOT.

Babies are spawlets from hell, clear evidence of the Archangel Satan. Roses are ok, but WHY ARE YOU EVADING ANSWERING THE TOPIC AT HAND?

Cake or pie? Take a stand.
 
Now we have a proper debate. Time for a bake-off.
So much better than a holy war 😛
'Every rose has it's thorns'
 
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