What Hillary Clinton's First Night in the White House Might be Like...

[Amused]

Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House. She has waited so long.......

The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Washington says, "Never tell a lie."

"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."

"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."

 

[imported_Tick]

5.75/10

 

[JDrake]

I've heard that joke for the last 3 presidents..

 

[Looney]

Pretty sure i've heard this joke before... and it wasn't Hilary used in it.

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

Still a funny joke.

 

[DaShen]

😉

 

[JDrake]

Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
Still a funny joke.

The first time :/

 

[Bartolo]

ya funny

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Amused
Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House. She has waited so long.......

The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Washington says, "Never tell a lie."

"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."

"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."

The funny thing is you could insert the name of any president in the past 15 years (and plenty more before) and this would be appropriate.

 

[nole1fan]

why everone is so against for Hillary being president? It is better then our current who can't form his own thoughts in moment noitce.

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: Amused
Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House. She has waited so long.......

The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Washington says, "Never tell a lie."

"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."

"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."

The funny thing is you could insert the name of any president in the past 15 years (and plenty more before) and this would be appropriate.

Ya think?

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: nole1fan
why everone is so against for Hillary being president? It is better then our current who can't form his own thoughts in moment noitce.

only if you are a COMMUNIST

 

[jlee]

Originally posted by: FoBoT

Originally posted by: nole1fan
why everone is so against for Hillary being president? It is better then our current who can't form his own thoughts in moment noitce.

only if you are a COMMUNIST

Q
F
T

 

[boggsie]

Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
Still a funny joke.

10/10, especially given the context.

 

[nole1fan]

Originally posted by: FoBoT

Originally posted by: nole1fan
why everone is so against for Hillary being president? It is better then our current who can't form his own thoughts in moment noitce.

only if you are a COMMUNIST

Communist? That's cold... You must be fan of Shawn Hannity and Rush Limbaugh

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: nole1fan

Originally posted by: FoBoT

Originally posted by: nole1fan
why everone is so against for Hillary being president? It is better then our current who can't form his own thoughts in moment noitce.

only if you are a COMMUNIST

Communist? That's cold... You must be fan of Shawn Hannity and Rush Limbaugh

No, he's probably just a fan of economic freedom and personal responsibility.

 

[GuitarDaddy]

She would spend her first days in office interviewing the new crop of male interns.
Paybacks a biatch!

 

[nole1fan]

economic freedom = high gas price, record deficit, war without cause. Iran, China and Russia are the allies..

 

[aidanjm]

Have any of you morons seen Hillary Clinton in an interview? She is 1000 times smarter than the idiot currently running your country. She can actually give intelligent, thoughtful answers on important complex issues like US foreign policy, without being handed talking points by minders. Do yourselves a favor and elect someone competent to do the job.

 

[DaShen]

<Pulls out lawn chair and :beer:>

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: nole1fan
economic freedom = high gas price, record deficit, war without cause. Iran, China and Russia are the allies..

Um, no. One has nothing to do with the other.

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: aidanjm
Have any of you morons seen Hillary Clinton in an interview? She is 1000 times smarter than the idiot currently running your country. She can actually give intelligent, thoughtful answers on important complex issues like US foreign policy, without being handed talking points by minders. Do yourselves a favor and elect someone competent to do the job.

Stalin and Hitler were both brilliant and excellent speakers.

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

Originally posted by: joedrake

Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
Still a funny joke.

The first time :/

Killjoy.

 

[nole1fan]

Originally posted by: aidanjm
Have any of you morons seen Hillary Clinton in an interview? She is 1000 times smarter than the idiot currently running your country. She can actually give intelligent, thoughtful answers on important complex issues like US foreign policy, without being handed talking points by minders. Do yourselves a favor and elect someone competent to do the job.

damn right. Even with Talking points current guy screws up. Only to blame who has elected him...

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: aidanjm
Have any of you morons seen Hillary Clinton in an interview? She is 1000 times smarter than the idiot currently running your country. She can actually give intelligent, thoughtful answers on important complex issues like US foreign policy, without being handed talking points by minders. Do yourselves a favor and elect someone competent to do the job.

Stalin and Hitler were both brilliant and excellent speakers.

QFT. Don't mistake brilliant demogoguery for brilliance.