What have you caught your pet doing?

[rudeguy]

When I was younger we had a boxer mix. One night as we were sitting down for dinner, she came up to the table very sneaky and took a 7ish pound roast off the table while we were all talking. Didnt realize it was gone until we were ready to eat at said roast was about gone. Laughed really hard but my mom didnt think it was very funny.

That's awesome.

My sister has a black lab. The typical lab: big, dumb and stupid...and always hungry. I had bought a chocolate wave cake. Double chocolate cake with an inch thick "wave" of chocolate frosting on top. I had opened it getting ready to cut it up when I got distracted. I looked back a couple seconds later just in time to see the lab on his back legs grabbing the cake in his mouth. He drug it to the floor and had it gone before I could stop him.

Surprisingly he lived. Not surprisingly he pooped like a madman for 2 days.

 

[Sixguns]

The same dog that a mentioned earlier would also eat socks. The funny but also nasty part would be the next day when she tried to take a dump. The sock wouldnt um... exit all the way. Dumb dog would be running around with a half sock/half turd hanging out her butt.