what happens when you hit lifer status?

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gwrober

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Originally posted by: meltdown75
When you become a lifer, in addition to touching yourself at night, all the other lifers and mods touch you at night too.



<---------Immediately stops posting.




(both hands are busy) ;)
 

vi edit

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I recived an Anand autographed box of this, this, and a coupon for one free lapdance from RossMan.
 
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I was going to stop at 9999 and go out a legend, then I made a post by accident while browsing Hot Deals. Son of a bitch!!!!

Ah well. And, ya, I got a fruit basket and a gold watch. Thanks everyone.
 

thomsbrain

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Dec 4, 2001
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Originally posted by: meltdown75
When you become a lifer, in addition to touching yourself at night, all the other lifers and mods touch you at night too.

meltdown touches me the best.
 

potoba

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Originally posted by: meltdown75
When you become a lifer, in addition to touching yourself at night, all the other lifers and mods touch you at night too.

lol, that is awesome
 

potoba

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Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
I was going to stop at 9999 and go out a legend, then I made a post by accident while browsing Hot Deals. Son of a bitch!!!!

Ah well. And, ya, I got a fruit basket and a gold watch. Thanks everyone.

hmm, i need to post more
 

pyonir

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Dec 18, 2001
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Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
I was going to stop at 9999 and go out a legend, then I made a post by accident while browsing Hot Deals. Son of a bitch!!!!

Ah well. And, ya, I got a fruit basket and a gold watch. Thanks everyone.

Go out on 10041. That's just as good.
 

RichUK

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Feb 14, 2005
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Your balls drop and your penis becomes a great deal larger. That?s what I?m hoping happens, anyway.
 

AgaBoogaBoo

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Feb 16, 2003
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You'll begin to wonder if there will ever be another title worth neffing for, or if Lifer is what you're stuck with forever.
 

pontifex

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Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
9999! wonder what happens when I hit the 10k ?

someone tell me before I doo it, or is it just to secret of a club that I can only find out when I hit 10k ?

you get called a loser, no lifer, etc.
 

meltdown75

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Nov 17, 2004
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Originally posted by: thomsbrain
Originally posted by: meltdown75
When you become a lifer, in addition to touching yourself at night, all the other lifers and mods touch you at night too.

meltdown touches me the best.
thomsbrain melts in my mouth, not in my hand! :shocked:
 

moshquerade

No Lifer
Nov 1, 2001
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Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
9999! wonder what happens when I hit the 10k ?

someone tell me before I doo it, or is it just to secret of a club that I can only find out when I hit 10k ?

what happens is you make a thread about it and it gets locked.
then... nothing, just like outerspace, nothing.
 

RichUK

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
9999! wonder what happens when I hit the 10k ?

someone tell me before I doo it, or is it just to secret of a club that I can only find out when I hit 10k ?

what happens is you make a thread about it and it gets locked.
then... nothing, just like outerspace, nothing.

My 10,000th post won?t get locked. :cool:
 

moshquerade

No Lifer
Nov 1, 2001
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Originally posted by: RichUK
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
9999! wonder what happens when I hit the 10k ?

someone tell me before I doo it, or is it just to secret of a club that I can only find out when I hit 10k ?

what happens is you make a thread about it and it gets locked.
then... nothing, just like outerspace, nothing.

My 10,000th post won?t get locked. :cool:

wanna bet?
 

RichUK

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Feb 14, 2005
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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: RichUK
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
9999! wonder what happens when I hit the 10k ?

someone tell me before I doo it, or is it just to secret of a club that I can only find out when I hit 10k ?

what happens is you make a thread about it and it gets locked.
then... nothing, just like outerspace, nothing.

My 10,000th post won?t get locked. :cool:

wanna bet?

Yeah, £10. That's $20 to you. :cool:
 

moshquerade

No Lifer
Nov 1, 2001
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Originally posted by: RichUK
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: RichUK
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
9999! wonder what happens when I hit the 10k ?

someone tell me before I doo it, or is it just to secret of a club that I can only find out when I hit 10k ?

what happens is you make a thread about it and it gets locked.
then... nothing, just like outerspace, nothing.

My 10,000th post won?t get locked. :cool:

wanna bet?

Yeah, £10. That's $20 to you. :cool:

i was going to bet a :cookie: and not even a real one.