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What happens when a Bin Laden lackey is captured

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Soulbane

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Bin Laden lackey (shouting): We will kill every American and their children for one thousand years! Master Osama is my hero!

Bin Laden lackey (still shouting): Master Osama will bring the wraith of God to your land!

U.S. Soldier: If I give you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and a CD player will you tell me where Osama is?

Bin Laden lackey (shouting): You are a foolish American. You cannot bribe me with your petty things! You will all die!

U.S. Soldier: How bout if I raise it to two peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and a CD player?

Bin Laden lackey: Two peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?!!?
He's in that cave right over there (points with finger). 😉
 
take him to an island.... put his head on a stick.... we need a fat kid... and a couple skinny ones.... oh yeah.... A CONCH.... 🙂
 
I'm still thinking that thye probably tape all kinds of things ahead of time and will be playing them over a long period of time so after they are dead there will still be new tapes coming out, etc but they will always be wearing the same thing and filmed in the same location, etc.
 
How is this funny? By the way, what is the Wraith of God?

Isn't a wraith an undead spirit of some sort?
 
it would be funnier with a ham sandwich being the 'breaking point'... and maybe a little boy for sodomizing or something.... why does my girlfriend say my humor is twisted?
 
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