What gun to purchase for sticking up the liquor store?

[smackababy]

A replica.

How the eff will they charge you for armed robbery with a replica?

Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey lovely human balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns...

 

[Imp]

Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey lovely human balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns...

Armed robbery. With a replica. I mean, how the f*ck can it be armed robbery with a fu*king replica?

 

[z1ggy]

DEAGLE BABYYYYY!! Go big or go home.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Have you seen the movie scanners?

All you need is the power to pop peoples heads using your mind.

 

[mmntech]

The Glock is a perennial classic but I like the classic intimidating appearance of the sawed off shotgun. Still easy to conceal but more stopping power. Make sure to get your hands on smoke bombs or flash bangs if the police come. A sneaky thief is one who survives.

 

[smackababy]

Armed robbery. With a replica. I mean, how the f*ck can it be armed robbery with a fu*king replica?

Well, you are giving the impression of being armed. Why is conspiracy to murder illegal? I can't think about how I would kill someone? Thought police much?

 

[Imp]

Well, you are giving the impression of being armed. Why is conspiracy to murder illegal? I can't think about how I would kill someone? Thought police much?

Talk to Begbie, he'll know.

 

[norseamd]

AK-47. It is recognizable enough and shows you mean business! In the event of a shootout, if you cheaped out and got the Chinese knockoff, you're likely only getting 10 or so shots off before a jam. But, the Russian model will give you a full magazine before jamming!

AKs never jam!

 

[Childs]

Sling shot. No one wants to mess with a dude holding a sling shot, cause chances are they will use it.

 

[master_shake_]

yes its clunky yes its hard to conceal it but it means business.

 

[norseamd]

 

[DaTT]

How about a million rounds a minute for intimidation?

Metal Storm Might take a little setting up though

 

[Childs]

I would suggest an AWP.

Make sure to tell everyone they are noobs and make them aware of your mad headshot skillz.

Plus, its a one shot kill if you get them in the foot.

 

[norseamd]

 

[Brian Stirling]

Pump shotgun, you'll never have to pull the trigger -- just rack the slide and the sound alone will tell them you mean business.

Oh, and add a laser, that always makes them piss there pants!

Wait, you are joking ... right?


Brian

 

[tHa ShIzNiT]

Pump shotgun, you'll never have to pull the trigger -- just rack the slide and the sound alone will tell them you mean business.

Oh, and add a laser, that always makes them piss there pants!

Wait, you are joking ... right?


Brian

Well if he's not...then you're now an accomplice!

 

[Iron Woode]

Something with a solid butt so you can break the nose of any jerk who gets out of line.

KT

dick butt?

 

[mikeford]

Stick with something cheap since you are going to die soon.