What goes on during an interview for Top Secret clearance?

[dquan97]

a guy from DOD is coming to where I work to hold the interview...any advice?

 

[pulse8]

That's classified.

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

Anal probe. Bring your own KY because they sure won't.

 

[DougK62]

They will take pictures of you simulating sex acts.

 

[dquan97]

Originally posted by: flxnimprtmscl
Anal probe. Bring your own KY because they sure won't.

Mine's in the car...your sister left it there last night

 

[bmacd]

what MOS ?

-=bmacd=-

 

[dquan97]

3C0X1 - Computer Operator

 

[Balt]

They probably make people who are interviewed sign some sort of NDA that doesn't allow them to tell anyone what questions were asked.

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: pulse8
That's classified.

lol

 

[dquan97]

Originally posted by: Balt
They probably make people who are interviewed sign some sort of NDA that doesn't allow them to tell anyone what questions were asked.

ah, ok. not a problem.

 

[Jmman]

Just tell the truth and don't try to hide anything......they will find out......

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

Originally posted by: dquan97

Originally posted by: flxnimprtmscl
Anal probe. Bring your own KY because they sure won't.

Mine's in the car...your sister left it there last night

Yeah, she's a real slut. I told her she should stop sleeping around ,or at least let the guy wear a condom, after she got that positive HIV test but does she listen? No. *sigh*

 

[Mr N8]

They already found this topic, and will try anything suggested here.

Have fun.

 

[TheSavage]

Any black-mailable actions in your past?
Any thing dark and dirty you are afraid of someone to know?

My Bro' does them for a living.

 

[dquan97]

Originally posted by: TheSavage
Any black-mailable actions in your past?
Any thing dark and dirty you are afraid of someone to know?

My Bro' does them for a living.

Ummm, nope...
<dq goes and hides the goats>

 

[dquan97]

Originally posted by: flxnimprtmscl

Originally posted by: dquan97

Originally posted by: flxnimprtmscl
Anal probe. Bring your own KY because they sure won't.

Mine's in the car...your sister left it there last night

Yeah, she's a real slut. I told her she should stop sleeping around ,or at least let the guy wear a condom, after she got that positive HIV test but does she listen? No. *sigh*

It's a good thing I was wearing a long-sleeved shirt then

 

[DBL]

Originally posted by: Jmman
Just tell the truth and don't try to hide anything......they will find out......

Hmm. I think that would totally depend on what the truth is. Usually, they try to scare you into spilling the beans by telling you "we will find out anyway", which is often BS. I would use common sense and not admit to anything, which would most likely cause you a problem.

 

[Passions]

Be honest. The govt knows everythingggggggggg.....mwahahah muahahhaha muahahahaha.

 

[dquan97]

Originally posted by: Passions
Be honest. The govt knows everythingggggggggg.....mwahahah muahahhaha muahahahaha.

I can attest to that!!!

<-- gov't employee

I know who's been "bad" around here

 

[EagleKeeper]

Detailed questions about your background

 

[Josephus]

They are looking for something that others could use to pry information out of you... (e.g. gay, drugs, illegal activity). I know people who did not get clerance because of sexual charateristics. It depends, to some degree on what kind of project you are getting clearance for, as well.

Generally, they're pretty cool, but you'd best have nothing to hide.

I used to work for a Gov't contractor that developed spook hardware

 

[woowoo]

They tell you things like.
"Dont post that your applying for a secret clearance on the internet"
And stuff like that.